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re: It's almost snake-killing day in Lake Providence, a tradition that makes snake lovers sad

Posted on 5/20/22 at 2:03 pm to
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20499 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 2:03 pm to
The creature from Genisis was not a snake. Ugh
Posted by Pooturd
Knoxville
Member since Mar 2020
1258 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 2:04 pm to
Grown men who kill snakes for no reason pee sitting down
Posted by Vidic
Member since Jan 2010
9513 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 2:06 pm to
People who kill for sport are pussies
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24240 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 2:11 pm to
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Those things can’t go extinct, from us killing them. There’s so many

That's what they said about buffalo too and we nearly killed off the species.

I don't really care if these folks want to keep their local tradition alive, but people who kill any snake they see just because, or out of fear, are weird, giant pussies. Its open season on venomous snakes on my property because I have kids and dogs. But if they aren't venomous, I'll just move them if they're near the house or let them pass if they aren't.
This post was edited on 5/20/22 at 2:12 pm
Posted by rich4pres
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
11267 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 2:16 pm to
I actually don't mind snakes. They kill what I really hate, which is rats. They should change it to a rat roundup or maybe a pit bull roundup.
Posted by WigSplitta22
The Bottom
Member since Apr 2014
2393 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 2:33 pm to
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pee sitting down



It's the most comfortable way to do it especially in the morning
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
87391 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 3:05 pm to
Just once to buy my previous Basscat.
Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
2866 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 3:09 pm to
Gotta kill 88 water snakes to get 22 cottonmouths? I’m perfectly ok with that.
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
26608 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 3:15 pm to
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Gotta kill 88 water snakes to get 22 cottonmouths? I’m perfectly ok with that.



22 dead Cottonmouths sounds like progress to me.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
56861 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 3:43 pm to
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People who shoot snakes “just because” are the trashiest people on earth.


Yep, biggest pussies alive.
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
11057 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 3:54 pm to
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most famous people from Lake Providence are the Wyly brothers


Shite, you fooled me. I pledged with a dude from LP that said he was the most famous person from those parts. He was an ag pilot later and a certified nut case.
Posted by Tbobby
Member since Dec 2006
4358 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 4:56 pm to
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and the other had to fork over most of his wealth to the IRS in lieu of going to prison for tax evasion.


Captan Jack Wyly spent prison time for bribery and was disbarred.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 5:59 pm to
Anyone who is scared of a snake is a pussy
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75137 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 6:07 pm to
Why can't these dumb shits do this with House Sparrows and European Starlings? If I were a billionaire I would pay $5 per House Sparrow and $2 per European Starling. Year 'round.
This post was edited on 5/20/22 at 6:08 pm
Posted by TigerRad
Columbia, SC
Member since Jan 2007
5365 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:00 pm to
Snakes are hugely beneficial to humans, they are badass animals and beautiful.

There is zero reason to kill one.

If you are afraid of them you are an ignorant childish fool.
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10937 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 7:43 pm to
Lake Providence as a lake is fine. Every part outside that picture won’t inspire you to buy property there.
Posted by White Bear
probably
Member since Jul 2014
17628 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 8:27 pm to
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Wyly brothers
pretty sure the palm was/is to raze Wyly Tower at LPI.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122166 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 8:28 pm to
How can I get involved? I will kill a fricking snake.
Posted by White Bear
probably
Member since Jul 2014
17628 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 8:33 pm to
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Captan Jack Wyly
I’ll be damned. That name certainly rings a bell but I never knew he was kin the tower.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75137 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 8:46 pm to
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Snakes are hugely beneficial to humans, they are badass animals and beautiful.

I don't kill them as a general rule. I wouldn't say there is zero reason to kill one, though.

A few years back a friend and I were walking with his 4 year old daughter through his pasture. She was to his right, and I was to his left. She was looking at the cows off in the distance, but luckily he was watching the ground. All of a sudden, he grabbed her by the shirt and pulled her behind him. She was about two steps from a baby rattler that was coiled. The walking stick he had ended the rattler, but if he hadn't been paying attention, it very likely could have ended her.

A month or so later he came up on a chicken snake nosing around the backside of his chicken coop/goat lot. He got a hoe and some picker-upper tongs and got the big sucker into a plastic tote he had in the back of his side-by-side. He took it back to his house and showed it to his little girl. He told her what it was and why he didn't kill it. Hell, she wanted to keep it for a pet! He put it in the bed of his truck, told her to get in, and they took it to a friend's barn where they had rat troubles and turned it loose. He had to take her back from time to time to, "try to find Sammy".

He turned both instances into learning experiences. He taught his girl about snakes and explained why he killed one and not the other. The rattler was a threat and it was close to their house and where they regularly had to be. The chicken snake wasn't a threat to them, he explained.
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