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Is today the day Babylon Bee and real life became the same thing?
Posted on 3/25/21 at 9:15 am
Posted on 3/25/21 at 9:15 am
It’s just after 9:00am and these headlines/stories have all been posted just on the first page, none from Babylon Bee. A year ago these stories would've all been obvious satire. Today, none of them are.
Researchers create nose-only COVID-19 masks to wear while eating
“Hardly a new invention, clowns have been wearing them for years,” one user posted, along with a photo of a bright red clown nose.
Colorado baker once sued over wedding cake for gay couple now sued over gender transition cake
When her lawyer Paula Greisen asked whether the call was a “setup,” she said it was not. “It was more of calling someone’s bluff,” she said.
They Just Moved Into an Austin Neighborhood. Now They Want to End One of Its Traditions.
One particularly vocal tenant, a non-Hispanic white woman with short blond hair who appeared to be in her fifties, claimed that smoke from the tires was killing nearby trees
PENISES ARE SHRINKING BECAUSE OF POLLUTION, WARNS ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENTIST
In case you needed another reason to care about the climate crisis, it has been found that pollution is causing human penises to shrink.
Researchers create nose-only COVID-19 masks to wear while eating
“Hardly a new invention, clowns have been wearing them for years,” one user posted, along with a photo of a bright red clown nose.
Colorado baker once sued over wedding cake for gay couple now sued over gender transition cake
When her lawyer Paula Greisen asked whether the call was a “setup,” she said it was not. “It was more of calling someone’s bluff,” she said.
They Just Moved Into an Austin Neighborhood. Now They Want to End One of Its Traditions.
One particularly vocal tenant, a non-Hispanic white woman with short blond hair who appeared to be in her fifties, claimed that smoke from the tires was killing nearby trees
PENISES ARE SHRINKING BECAUSE OF POLLUTION, WARNS ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENTIST
In case you needed another reason to care about the climate crisis, it has been found that pollution is causing human penises to shrink.
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Posted on 3/25/21 at 9:17 am to Open Your Eyes
OMG Babylon Bee Board. 
Posted on 3/25/21 at 9:17 am to Open Your Eyes
Liberalism is a cancer
Posted on 3/25/21 at 9:19 am to Open Your Eyes
Democrats fricking suck
Posted on 3/25/21 at 9:19 am to Open Your Eyes
When parody becomes reality, it's called a phetasy.
Gives me an excuse to post pics....
Gives me an excuse to post pics....
Posted on 3/25/21 at 9:19 am to Open Your Eyes
Don’t forget the story on Kamala and Bill Clinton hosting a seminar on empowering young girls.
Kamala will tell them how to suck dick to get ahead like she did. And BC can tell them how to hide the jiz covered blue dress when they’re done.
Kamala will tell them how to suck dick to get ahead like she did. And BC can tell them how to hide the jiz covered blue dress when they’re done.
Posted on 3/25/21 at 9:21 am to tigerinthebueche
quote:
Don’t forget the story on Kamala and Bill Clinton hosting a seminar on empowering young girls.
Imagine that. A whore and a rapist talking about empowering women.
Posted on 3/25/21 at 9:22 am to Open Your Eyes
Nasal mask... Just use a clothes pin...
Posted on 3/25/21 at 9:22 am to tigerinthebueche
I missed that one. Give me a link and I’ll add it to OP
Posted on 3/25/21 at 9:23 am to Open Your Eyes
The people at The Bee have the hardest job on the planet
Posted on 3/25/21 at 9:23 am to Open Your Eyes
quote:
Researchers create nose-only COVID-19 masks to wear while eating
Posted on 3/25/21 at 9:24 am to GumboPot
I posted that knowing you guys would think it was satire.
It’s just too insane not to.
It’s just too insane not to.
Posted on 3/25/21 at 9:25 am to Open Your Eyes
Posted on 3/25/21 at 9:26 am to Open Your Eyes
The real world is trying to put Babylon Bee out of business. Damn Real World you be ruthless.
Posted on 3/25/21 at 9:26 am to Open Your Eyes
quote:
Neighbors With 'Black Lives Matter', 'Asian Lives Matter', And 'Hispanic Lives Matter' Yard Signs Getting Awfully Close To 'All Lives Matter'
quote:
ANN ARBOR, MI—According to sources, some residents of a local upper-class suburb have accumulated "Black Lives Matter", "Hispanic Lives Matter", and "Asian Lives Matter" signs in their perfectly manicured front yards. Experts warn, however, that with the addition of more people groups every day, they are getting dangerously close to saying "All Lives Matter."
Actual Bee article isn’t nearly as absurd.
Posted on 3/25/21 at 9:26 am to Open Your Eyes
The conversion happened when Babylon Bee felt the need to start a non-satire news arm without really having to change how they approached their articles or the type of content they targeted.
Posted on 3/25/21 at 9:26 am to Open Your Eyes
you forgot about our new Transgender Secretary of Health being confirmed.
Posted on 3/25/21 at 9:26 am to tigerinthebueche
Sorry, you gotta start at OT thread on it first. Unlike the rest of America, we’re sticking to our rules and principles in this thread.
Posted on 3/25/21 at 9:28 am to ReauxlTide222
quote:Republicans are annoying as frick and huge pussies
Democrats fricking suck
But
You can still vote Republican and be logical and functioning
You cant vote for what Democrats are pushing and still claim to have a functioning brain
Posted on 3/25/21 at 9:28 am to Klark Kent
Yesterday’s news. We’re looking to establish a definitive date that Babylon Bee became self-realizing here.
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