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re: Is it me or is the swinger movement growing like crazy?

Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:34 pm to
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56240 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:34 pm to
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Do you teach a class? If so, when, and how much do you charge?

I picture you as looking like David Hasselhoff. I want to learn your ways.
it is a shame I have but only one upvote to give
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
35492 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:40 pm to
I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but 99 percent of "swinging" stories are just rumors, or it's just someone having an affair.

All these stories about friends all fricking each other's wives is bullshite.

It's a big urban myth.
Posted by Alika_kahuna
Member since May 2021
279 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:48 pm to
My uncle once told me, "once a woman starts shopping they don't usually come back"
Posted by redfish99
B.R.
Member since Aug 2007
19415 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:51 pm to
You should see the ones attached to Class Reunions. Oh My
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
40336 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:53 pm to
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I was at 100 after high school. 300 after college


hanging around that many women is pretty gay.
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
10285 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 4:00 pm to
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marriages dont seem to last once they go this route.


Our Ex-Swinger Guy pretty much said the same thing. Most of the marriages of those in “the Lifestyle “ seemed to crumble.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26623 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 4:05 pm to
I mean, I wonder why.

Someone else posted a good theory earlier. People watch too much porn as a voyeur, think it's a great thing. Convince their SO to bone random dudes. Realizes it's actually a shitty feeling watching your SO get her hole blasted by a bull. She might even start to like it more and stray.

What a great formula for a healthy marriage!
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
6582 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 4:08 pm to
Imagine the post nut clarity after you finish and you’re left with your wife full of another dudes dna. Has to hit like a sledgehammer.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 4:08 pm to
I found this out the hard way. I've always liked pineapples, and enjoyed Psych the TV series, so I would bring a pineapple every time I visited someone's house for the first time. My doorbell on my apartment would also generally be swapped out for a pineapple as well. I always wondered why couples would flirt with me on occasion.

I also threw a Skyrim quest marker on all my doors, a lot of delivery drivers left funny notes about arrows, knees, and other Skyrim items.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
12167 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 4:09 pm to
Normal mentally stable and healthy men are not:

Thinking of sleeping with every female they meet
Think everyone wants to sleep with their wife

Furthermore, statistically speaking your wife is far far far more likely to initiate an affair than the other way around.

Some of you need some serious help. Like psychological counseling.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26623 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 4:09 pm to
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216458 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 4:10 pm to
Swingers are losers. Zero morales what so ever.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
60661 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 4:11 pm to
swinging is latent homosexuality
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26623 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 4:13 pm to
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Thinking of sleeping with every female they meet
Think everyone wants to sleep with their wife



I'm thinking you aren't actually a guy. Or maybe you just don't recall your younger years or something. In your late teens, early twenties, sex is a huge biological driver. Some guys never mature past that and start their conquests. I know far too many to be anecdotes. Plenty of guys out there still playing the frick trophy game, looking for cougar bars where older married chicks hang out.

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Furthermore, statistically speaking your wife is far far far more likely to initiate an affair than the other way around.


Link? I'm genuinely interested in reading about this.
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
6582 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 4:19 pm to
lol I know it’s nasty but that’s the truth.



I honestly do think a lot of this stuff roots back to the rise and accessibility to porn. I remember when I was deeeeep in my porn use, there were some things that seemed hot then that I now find disgusting. Quitting porn was one of the best things I’ve ever done.
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
14658 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 4:19 pm to
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What specifically have I lied about?


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I was at 100 after high school. 300 after college
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
12167 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 4:19 pm to
quote:

Or maybe you just don't recall your younger years or something. In your late teens, early twenties


Wait - you are worried about a teenager or twenty something screwing your wife?

Or someone that never matured past that?

You need some serious help. I’d delete that post as well.

You have to be trolling at this point.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60591 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 4:22 pm to
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you are worried about a teenager or twenty something screwing your wife?
if his wife is a teacher, it’s plausible
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26623 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 4:24 pm to
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his wife is a teacher, it’s plausible


My SO is a chef.
Posted by Limitlesstigers
Lafayette
Member since Nov 2019
3803 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 4:25 pm to
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