re: Is it bad for grown men to say certain things

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You can say "I love kids" as a general statement, that's fine. It's when you get specific that you get into trouble. "I love twelve-year olds."

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“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing.

Except at a funeral.

Dimitri Martin was an underrated standup comedian

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Now I have a 6 month old and I just make myself cringe all the time with the ridiculous shite I say

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Can understand that man

I say tum-tum

I heard a grown man co-worker last week say he was going take a boom boom.

I was like, do what?

He says, a poopie.

You really can't say shite like a normal person?

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Man I died on this hill for years

Now I have a 6 month old and I just make myself cringe all the time with the ridiculous shite I say

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True story

When anyone says “nothing burger”.

Makes me want to kick babies.

"Natty" instead of national championship.

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Now I have a 6 month old and I just make myself cringe all the time with the ridiculous shite I say

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Speaking to them in baby talk will only make them learn to talk in baby talk, in my opinion. I'm glad the wife and I agreed not to speak to our kids in such a way from day one. Now they (11, 7) have a much better grasp of English than most of the adult population.

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Man I died on this hill for years

Now I have a 6 month old and I just make myself cringe all the time with the ridiculous shite I say

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I catch myself telling my wife that I need to go potty all the time

Anybody who says "my fave" instead of "my favorite". That's an old one but still stupid.

Also as a protip: Saying some goofy young kid shite like "she's fire" and then following it up with "...as the kids say these days" doesn't get you off the hook. Just talk like a fricking adult.