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re: is it a turnoff for a girl to be so open about her bodily functions?

Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:58 pm to
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
36483 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

for instance if you're dating a girl or on one of the first few dates and she just rips a huge fart or says after dinner "man i gotta drop a huge deuce" would that turn you off?



yup
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 1:03 pm to
Whatever happened to your lady friend who bought $10 million of Iraqi dinars from that broker? How rich is she now?
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 1:05 pm to
deal breaker
Posted by mkibod1
South of the Donna Dixon Line
Member since Jan 2011
4744 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 3:25 pm to
Did you find this classy broad at Penthouse or Crazy Horse?
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 3:35 pm to
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27996 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

Whatever happened to your lady friend who bought $10 million of Iraqi dinars from that broker? How rich is she now?


LOL good memory
it was a neighbor remember?

bitch never brought it up again and ended up moving out and got divorced. I asked a mutual friend about it and she said she never brought it up again. feel kinda sad for her.
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

for instance if you're dating a girl or on one of the first few dates and she just rips a huge fart or says after dinner "man i gotta drop a huge deuce" would that turn you off?

That's just gross. I like it when broads tell me how they like to masturbate, stick their fingers up their assholes, that kind of shite. Normal shite.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 3:43 pm to
I don't really like it all that much, which is why I try to keep it in check around my lady. Sometimes I have to release the pressure, though, and I'll warn her. I don't want to make it an every minute thing.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92877 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 3:48 pm to
Yes. I don't want to know if they shite or fart.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 3:53 pm to
What if she's talking about squirting? Is that a deal breaker?
Posted by bencoleman
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Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 4:10 pm to
People on here need to grow up, I've been married several times. The women I've been with have had no shame at all. Why do they all want to take a huge coon dog shite with the bathroom door open. Anyway you eventually get used to it
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 4:16 pm to
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What if she's talking about squirting? Is that a deal breaker?


Why is this even a thing? I don't get the obsession with it.
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33794 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

I've been married several times.


quote:

The women I've been with have had no shame at all.


Maybe that's the problem. Shame is underrated.
Posted by AU86
Member since Aug 2009
22522 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

had a girl fart in my face one time and i never got over it.


Posted by rouxgaroux
DFW TX
Member since Aug 2011
637 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 4:19 pm to
Let me think.... ahhh yes
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 4:49 pm to
Same here.

Early on in a relationship I would never do any of that. I let men initiate poop talk before I discuss it.

But I was in a long term relationship with a guy who wouldn't even fart though...it was weird as frick.
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
8340 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 5:03 pm to
quote:

Early on in a relationship I would never do any of that. I let men initiate poop talk before I discuss it. But I was in a long term relationship with a guy who wouldn't even fart though...it was weird as frick.


this is acceptable.

I am squeamish as hell about this stuff but I do not hide it. I used to have a roommate that would drive up to Walgreens to do his business if we had people at the house

I ended it with a girl after about a year. Her constant talk about her bodily functions was one of the top 3 reasons. I lost attraction to her.
Posted by Jet12
Tweet, tweet, tweet, two steps.
Member since Nov 2010
20554 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 5:10 pm to
I'm not too open about it...unless there's a valid reason, like if I'm cramping to death when the red river's flowing.

Though some of you tough guys can't even handle that talk either.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
135211 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 5:11 pm to
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48886 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 5:25 pm to
I met this ugly lesbian one time. She was so ugly she couldn't get a lesbian to frick her. So after I fricked her, she ripped a fart that would bring tears to your eyes. She said "1 nothing." minute later she ripped another one and said "2 nothing." I was wondering what in the hell was going on. I thought "I'm gonna give this bitch a run for her money." I ripped a fart and said "2-1" I worked a bit and ripped another good one and said "2-2". She looked at me and said "you're fricking good." man she started pushing and trying and squirming and she shite the bed. She looked at me and said "halftime. Change sides."
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