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re: is it a turnoff for a girl to be so open about her bodily functions?
Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:58 pm to dallastiger55
Posted on 9/23/14 at 12:58 pm to dallastiger55
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for instance if you're dating a girl or on one of the first few dates and she just rips a huge fart or says after dinner "man i gotta drop a huge deuce" would that turn you off?
yup
Posted on 9/23/14 at 1:03 pm to dallastiger55
Whatever happened to your lady friend who bought $10 million of Iraqi dinars from that broker? How rich is she now?
Posted on 9/23/14 at 3:25 pm to dallastiger55
Did you find this classy broad at Penthouse or Crazy Horse?
Posted on 9/23/14 at 3:39 pm to LSURussian
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Whatever happened to your lady friend who bought $10 million of Iraqi dinars from that broker? How rich is she now?
LOL good memory
it was a neighbor remember?
bitch never brought it up again and ended up moving out and got divorced. I asked a mutual friend about it and she said she never brought it up again. feel kinda sad for her.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 3:43 pm to dallastiger55
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for instance if you're dating a girl or on one of the first few dates and she just rips a huge fart or says after dinner "man i gotta drop a huge deuce" would that turn you off?
That's just gross. I like it when broads tell me how they like to masturbate, stick their fingers up their assholes, that kind of shite. Normal shite.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 3:43 pm to dallastiger55
I don't really like it all that much, which is why I try to keep it in check around my lady. Sometimes I have to release the pressure, though, and I'll warn her. I don't want to make it an every minute thing.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 3:48 pm to dallastiger55
Yes. I don't want to know if they shite or fart.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 3:53 pm to dallastiger55
What if she's talking about squirting? Is that a deal breaker?
Posted on 9/23/14 at 4:10 pm to dallastiger55
People on here need to grow up, I've been married several times. The women I've been with have had no shame at all. Why do they all want to take a huge coon dog shite with the bathroom door open. Anyway you eventually get used to it
Posted on 9/23/14 at 4:16 pm to upgrayedd
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What if she's talking about squirting? Is that a deal breaker?
Why is this even a thing? I don't get the obsession with it.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 4:17 pm to bencoleman
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I've been married several times.
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The women I've been with have had no shame at all.
Maybe that's the problem. Shame is underrated.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 4:17 pm to dallastiger55
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had a girl fart in my face one time and i never got over it.
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 4:49 pm to LouisianaLady
Same here.
Early on in a relationship I would never do any of that. I let men initiate poop talk before I discuss it.
But I was in a long term relationship with a guy who wouldn't even fart though...it was weird as frick.
Early on in a relationship I would never do any of that. I let men initiate poop talk before I discuss it.
But I was in a long term relationship with a guy who wouldn't even fart though...it was weird as frick.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 5:03 pm to ladytiger118
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Early on in a relationship I would never do any of that. I let men initiate poop talk before I discuss it. But I was in a long term relationship with a guy who wouldn't even fart though...it was weird as frick.
this is acceptable.
I am squeamish as hell about this stuff but I do not hide it. I used to have a roommate that would drive up to Walgreens to do his business if we had people at the house
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I ended it with a girl after about a year. Her constant talk about her bodily functions was one of the top 3 reasons. I lost attraction to her.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 5:10 pm to dallastiger55
I'm not too open about it...unless there's a valid reason, like if I'm cramping to death when the red river's flowing.
Though some of you tough guys can't even handle that talk either.![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconLOL.gif)
Though some of you tough guys can't even handle that talk either.
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 5:25 pm to Jet12
I met this ugly lesbian one time. She was so ugly she couldn't get a lesbian to frick her. So after I fricked her, she ripped a fart that would bring tears to your eyes. She said "1 nothing." minute later she ripped another one and said "2 nothing." I was wondering what in the hell was going on. I thought "I'm gonna give this bitch a run for her money." I ripped a fart and said "2-1" I worked a bit and ripped another good one and said "2-2". She looked at me and said "you're fricking good." man she started pushing and trying and squirming and she shite the bed. She looked at me and said "halftime. Change sides."
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