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Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:18 pm to southernelite
fart in a chicks face so she doesnt hit the snooze button nine times
Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:18 pm to LakeViewLSU
Holy frick 
Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:18 pm to southernelite
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:21 pm to LakeViewLSU
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:23 pm to Cajun Revolution
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Had a girl once who liked to watch me pee and asked to hold it. It was kinda sketch but said yes as I was lucky enough to give her enough to hold well. She was all into strange stuff.
I miss that woman.
I had a girl who like to hold it too. I miss her too *sigh*
Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:25 pm to dallastiger55
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had a girl fart in my face one time and i never got over it.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:27 pm to Cajun Revolution
Did she have small hands?
Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:28 pm to dallastiger55
Uhm, women don't have bodily functions. Their digestive systems are perfect, and completely use all food and drink 100%, with no waste. Maybe you are dating a tranny. Check the undercarriage.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:29 pm to CT
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:39 pm to Jet12
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I'm not too open about it...unless there's a valid reason, like if I'm cramping to death when the red river's flowing.
You poo with the door open.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:40 pm to Cajun Revolution
Been married 10 years now; my dear wife is a lovely lady, but can produce unholy things (beyond our children)-- about a year ago, she had a concern that she might have a colon issue, so had to go in for a colonoscopy. I guess all the jokes about 'putting it in her pooper' or 'want me to prepare you for your procedure' wore a little thin, and she plotted her revenge.
As any of you who have had the colonoscopy experience know, they inflate you a bit, and you spend some time deflating, before they'll let you go. Well, I swear my wife saved part of her deflation. We were out and about that night, and she locked the windows up in the car, and gassed me with something that violated the Geneva Convention. I'm sweating just remembering it. Terrible.
Still, I probably deserved it. Women fart; women poop; women go pee. Its just life.
As any of you who have had the colonoscopy experience know, they inflate you a bit, and you spend some time deflating, before they'll let you go. Well, I swear my wife saved part of her deflation. We were out and about that night, and she locked the windows up in the car, and gassed me with something that violated the Geneva Convention. I'm sweating just remembering it. Terrible.
Still, I probably deserved it. Women fart; women poop; women go pee. Its just life.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:50 pm to Cajun Revolution
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I don't understand what is wrong with some of you. Seems to me you stay married long enough into old age with her, you will see worse things.
Yeah, but I think there's definitely going too far.
I have no problem saying, "Hey we need to go home, I have to go to the bathroom before we go out" after dinner. Hell, Jones usually wants to as well.
But I don't want him in the room with me while I do it or something. That's just not caring about maintaining some kind of privacy, and it's unattractive.
Basically, the more you hide it, the more embarrassed you'll be about it, and who wants to have to hide the simple fact that the poo? But there is a line. Just my $.02
Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:52 pm to LouisianaLady
Don't leave the door open. I don't know why women do that.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 7:00 pm to dallastiger55
That this is even a question... 
Posted on 9/23/14 at 7:27 pm to Mr. Misanthrope
When you shove a hemmoroid back into your wife's arse you can rest assured the honeymoon is over.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 7:32 pm to Geauxld Finger
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yea that's pretty much a deal breaker right off the bat
Posted on 9/23/14 at 7:36 pm to dallastiger55
If she puts out, WGAF?
Posted on 9/23/14 at 7:47 pm to livewire
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is it a turnoff for a girl to be so open about her bodily functions?
Not if they have had their gall bladder removed. You will have no choice but to discuss bodily functions because you will find the nearest bathroom or she will shite in you seat.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 8:18 pm to dallastiger55
Yes
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