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re: is it a turnoff for a girl to be so open about her bodily functions?

Posted on 9/23/14 at 5:26 pm to
Posted by aaronb023
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 5:26 pm to
Jesus Christ dude

Eta:
This post was edited on 9/23/14 at 5:27 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 5:27 pm to
Posted by glassman
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 5:29 pm to
quote:

Martini


Now that is a story..
Posted by aaronb023
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 5:33 pm to
I will say my wife and I don't fart in front of each other and we are inconspicuous when taking a dump. We are comfortable enough with each other after 10 years where it doesn't really matter but, in my eyes, would take away from her sexyness if she was bragging about the huge deuce she dropped earlier. I can probably count on one hand the times she's tooted in front of me and she was either laughing and it slipped out (funny and kind of cute) or she was sleeping.
This post was edited on 9/23/14 at 5:34 pm
Posted by AubieALUMdvm
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 5:34 pm to
Agree with OP - didn't read the thread

Posted by Cajun Revolution
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 5:48 pm to
LOL. Wat.
Posted by dallastiger55
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 5:53 pm to
quote:

I can probably count on one hand the times she's tooted in front of me and she was either laughing and it slipped out (funny and kind of cute) or she was sleeping.



Posted by Cajun Revolution
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 5:57 pm to
I don't understand what is wrong with some of you. Seems to me you stay married long enough into old age with her, you will see worse things.

My love for the woman isn't gonna be tainted by a fart.

SWIDT lol
This post was edited on 9/23/14 at 5:58 pm
Posted by glassman
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:02 pm to
They bleed for atleast 4 days a month a little fart isn't a big deal.
Posted by dallastiger55
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:03 pm to
some things are best left inside

when I have to blow arse I leave the room or if I have to shite I go in another room

if we are in a hotel room and the bathroom is close I will go to the lobby or say im going to get coffee. its not sexy for her to hear me vibrating the toilet
Posted by DeepSouthSportsman
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:04 pm to
Gotta be a OT for that shite to fly.
Posted by LSU fan 246
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:04 pm to
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if we are in a hotel room and the bathroom is close I will go to the lobby or say im going to get coffee. its not sexy for her to hear me vibrating the toilet



jesus man.
Posted by lsufan27
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:05 pm to
I fart in bed and would expect her not to
Posted by southernelite
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:06 pm to
Never. I don't even like saying or hearing the word fart. Its awkward. Maybe I'm just uptight.

Bodily functions like that should keep to yourself. I won't ever do it in front if her, and she better not ever do it in front of me.
Posted by glassman
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:08 pm to
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if we are in a hotel room and the bathroom is close I will go to the lobby or say im going to get coffee. its not sexy for her to hear me vibrating the toilet jesus man.


Lol.. Gas is gas.
Posted by LSU fan 246
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:08 pm to
if what you and the other guy are saying is true, yall are extremely uptight
Posted by CT
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:11 pm to
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I won't ever do it in front if her



Dafuq?

Do you even dutch oven bro?
Posted by southernelite
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:13 pm to
That makes me uncomfortable.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:13 pm to
I have IBS, when I was with my long term girlfriend used to lay some raunchy ones after eggs and chocolate milk for breakfast
Posted by LakeViewLSU
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:14 pm to
I have a friend who used to date a girl who would occasionally lose control of her bowels when reaching orgasm during sex. He said she would shite a little, sometimes more, and then cry and apologize profusely and beg him not to tell anyone. He said that this happened several times during the time they were together. According to him she was hot though.
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