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Posted on 9/23/14 at 5:29 pm to Martini
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Martini
Now that is a story..
Posted on 9/23/14 at 5:33 pm to aaronb023
I will say my wife and I don't fart in front of each other and we are inconspicuous when taking a dump. We are comfortable enough with each other after 10 years where it doesn't really matter but, in my eyes, would take away from her sexyness if she was bragging about the huge deuce she dropped earlier. I can probably count on one hand the times she's tooted in front of me and she was either laughing and it slipped out (funny and kind of cute) or she was sleeping.
This post was edited on 9/23/14 at 5:34 pm
Posted on 9/23/14 at 5:34 pm to dallastiger55
Agree with OP - didn't read the thread
Posted on 9/23/14 at 5:53 pm to aaronb023
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I can probably count on one hand the times she's tooted in front of me and she was either laughing and it slipped out (funny and kind of cute) or she was sleeping.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 5:57 pm to dallastiger55
I don't understand what is wrong with some of you. Seems to me you stay married long enough into old age with her, you will see worse things.
My love for the woman isn't gonna be tainted by a fart.
SWIDT lol
My love for the woman isn't gonna be tainted by a fart.
SWIDT lol
This post was edited on 9/23/14 at 5:58 pm
Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:02 pm to Cajun Revolution
They bleed for atleast 4 days a month a little fart isn't a big deal.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:03 pm to Cajun Revolution
some things are best left inside
when I have to blow arse I leave the room or if I have to shite I go in another room
if we are in a hotel room and the bathroom is close I will go to the lobby or say im going to get coffee. its not sexy for her to hear me vibrating the toilet
when I have to blow arse I leave the room or if I have to shite I go in another room
if we are in a hotel room and the bathroom is close I will go to the lobby or say im going to get coffee. its not sexy for her to hear me vibrating the toilet
Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:04 pm to dallastiger55
Gotta be a OT for that shite to fly.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:04 pm to dallastiger55
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if we are in a hotel room and the bathroom is close I will go to the lobby or say im going to get coffee. its not sexy for her to hear me vibrating the toilet
jesus man.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:05 pm to dallastiger55
I fart in bed and would expect her not to
Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:06 pm to dallastiger55
Never. I don't even like saying or hearing the word fart. Its awkward. Maybe I'm just uptight.
Bodily functions like that should keep to yourself. I won't ever do it in front if her, and she better not ever do it in front of me.
Bodily functions like that should keep to yourself. I won't ever do it in front if her, and she better not ever do it in front of me.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:08 pm to Deactived
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if we are in a hotel room and the bathroom is close I will go to the lobby or say im going to get coffee. its not sexy for her to hear me vibrating the toilet jesus man.
Lol.. Gas is gas.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:08 pm to southernelite
if what you and the other guy are saying is true, yall are extremely uptight
Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:11 pm to southernelite
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I won't ever do it in front if her
Dafuq?
Do you even dutch oven bro?
Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:13 pm to dallastiger55
I have IBS, when I was with my long term girlfriend used to lay some raunchy ones after eggs and chocolate milk for breakfast
Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:14 pm to Deactived
I have a friend who used to date a girl who would occasionally lose control of her bowels when reaching orgasm during sex. He said she would shite a little, sometimes more, and then cry and apologize profusely and beg him not to tell anyone. He said that this happened several times during the time they were together. According to him she was hot though.
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