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Posted on 8/3/17 at 6:40 pm to OweO
No. It is one of life's lies that everyone has a gift. You get told that it's alright if you are poor in one area that you can make up for it another. It's ok if you are ugly; at least you are smart. It's ok if you aren't athletic; at least you are creative. Maybe you have none of that, but at least you are kind and generous. You get told that these gifts that you think you have also have value. But the truth is that some people are simply better (or worse, it goes both ways) than you in every way. There is no balance.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 6:43 pm to OweO
No. I'm pretty terrible at everything.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 6:51 pm to OweO
The gift of jackassery!
Posted on 8/3/17 at 6:53 pm to jflsufan
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I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python, and the mind of a fricking scientist.
I can't believe this obvious Eastbound and Down reference got downvoted.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 6:53 pm to RhodeDawg
He would be a great shot if he didn't completely make up that story
Posted on 8/3/17 at 6:54 pm to OweO
Doubt it
At least I wasn't
At least I wasn't
Posted on 8/3/17 at 6:56 pm to OweO
I look for and remember numbers for some reason.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 6:58 pm to OweO
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and I'd have them planning to do something with one another..
Probably plotting to suicide bomb you in the name of their respective religions and for the good of mankind.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 6:59 pm to OweO
Given enough time, I can make anyone believe me. No matter how outlandish.
I have a genuine sincerity about me that people trust. Coupled with a sociopathic desire to dominate... It can be a challenge.
My ex gf described it as: disgustingly charming and quietly threatening. Like she didn't know whether to introduce me to her family, frick me in the women's room, or make sure a friend was always around.
She meant it as an insult, I thought it was the finest compliment I had ever been given.
I have a genuine sincerity about me that people trust. Coupled with a sociopathic desire to dominate... It can be a challenge.
My ex gf described it as: disgustingly charming and quietly threatening. Like she didn't know whether to introduce me to her family, frick me in the women's room, or make sure a friend was always around.
She meant it as an insult, I thought it was the finest compliment I had ever been given.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 6:59 pm to OweO
Does a gift necessarily mean you do something better than everyone else?
Posted on 8/3/17 at 7:00 pm to dbeck
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Ability to walk
Daaaaaaaaaamn
Posted on 8/3/17 at 7:03 pm to OweO
Would you call pulling OT 10's on the reg a gift? If so, yes.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 7:31 pm to VADawg
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I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python, and the mind of a fricking scientist.
I can't believe this obvious Eastbound and Down reference got downvoted.
I know. Who would do that. I even have the Boogie Nights reference as well.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 8:42 pm to RhodeDawg
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Is it like a biathlon if you can hit a dog in the arse while wheeling around?
Not sure, but if you know of it... Let me know.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 8:45 pm to OweO
I can Fart Feels So Good by Chuck Mangione
Posted on 8/3/17 at 9:09 pm to OweO
I'd say one of my gifts is writing. I wasn't born with it though...it's a craft I've honed over time.
Or who knows, maybe I was born with the passion to tell stories, to craft rhymes, and that passion has driven me to cultivate that skill in order to wield it well.
That and I can burp my ABCs
Or who knows, maybe I was born with the passion to tell stories, to craft rhymes, and that passion has driven me to cultivate that skill in order to wield it well.
That and I can burp my ABCs
Posted on 8/3/17 at 9:11 pm to X123F45
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Given enough time, I can make anyone believe me. No matter how outlandish.
bullshite
Posted on 8/3/17 at 9:26 pm to OweO
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