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re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?

Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:25 am to
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:25 am to
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Are they all like that?

Kinda, yeah. And all of those that you see are relatively uppity because they somehow believe that they are better than places like Wal-Mart, even though the stores are almost identical.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:26 am to
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If you like the talent at Target, hit up a Hobby Lobby...




70% of the women in Hobby Lobby are fat women who smell like cat urine and sadness.

Target > Hobby Lobby
Posted by SmokedBrisket2018
Member since Jun 2018
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Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:27 am to
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Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?


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Are they all like that?


Absolutely not.
Posted by nolaks
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:27 am to
came here for the pics, left dry
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:27 am to
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And all of those that you see are relatively uppity because they somehow believe that they are better than places like Wal-Mart, even though the stores are almost identical.

target is a much better shopping experience than walmart and it's not even close. you can't possibly disagree
Posted by Griff Tannen
Member since Oct 2021
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Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:28 am to
Siegen > Millerville Target for cougar milf action fa sho. There's a few running around Millerville though if you frequent enough.
This post was edited on 10/26/21 at 11:16 am
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:29 am to
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Kinda, yeah. And all of those that you see are relatively uppity because they somehow believe that they are better than places like Wal-Mart, even though the stores are almost identical.


brah..you seen all the money target poured into redoing the shelves after the covid windfall profits?? gotta make them women feel like they're shopping in an 'elevated' experience.

chicks like buying toasters with SMEG on the side of them, not MAINSTAY.
Posted by DevilDagNS
Member since Dec 2017
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Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:33 am to
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I see your Target and raise you Whole Foods on the northshore on a weekday


True story. God help us if we get a Trader Joes.
Posted by TankBoys32
Member since Mar 2019
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Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:37 am to
Trader Joe’s in BR is usually stacked as well
Posted by El Tigre Grande
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Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:42 am to
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I've only been in a Target once, I'll have to go check it out


Pretty much this.
Posted by La Place Mike
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Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:44 am to
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I see your Target and raise you Whole Foods on the northshore on a weekday



The same women that shop at Whole Foods shop at Target.

I hear there is going to be a Target in Mandeville. It will be a fun compare and contrast experiment between Covington Target and the Mandeville location.
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:46 am to
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God help us if we get a Trader Joes.


target is DEFINITELY a suburban/yoga pants, escalade/rangerover/infiniti & luis vittan purse demographic.

traders attracts more arty/freaky so you get more nips and cleavage.

winner - toss up.
This post was edited on 10/26/21 at 8:48 am
Posted by Ingeniero
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Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:47 am to
Yep, it's going to be in the same shopping center as whole foods. That parking lot is going to look like a Range Rover dealership
Posted by yaboidarrell
westbank
Member since Feb 2017
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Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:48 am to
Not the onne on Manhattan Blvd in Harvey. It's mostly ghetto/wanker trash with the occasional milf. Got some good looking Viet chicks though.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:51 am to
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target is a much better shopping experience than walmart and it's not even close. you can't possibly disagree


I do disagree. I'm not saying they are identical, but it's close. The main difference is the clientele, which is basically based on where you live anyway. But they are both big box stores with most of the same shite inside of them. They are laid out very similarly. Sure, Target is more red I guess. And they have a Starbucks instead of a Subway (or whatever).

Admittedly, any time I go to either, I am usually going in, getting what I need, and leaving. But how is the "shopping experience" that much better at Target?
Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:55 am to
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I was doing it all wrong in my 20s. Should have had a part time gig at Target.


You think those self entitled MILF's would associate with a lowly worker?

lulz
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:55 am to
Target is wal mart for suburban white women
Posted by ICyou21
Member since Sep 2021
113 posts
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:55 am to
Publix around 8:00am for the win
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:56 am to
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I'm not saying they are identical, but it's close.


I agree. Nothing at all special about target. Still sell a lot of cheap shite.

We have Fred Meyer, which is similar but larger.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:56 am to
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You think those self entitled MILF's would associate with a lowly worker?

lulz

To be fair, I'm sure there are a good bit of "lonely housewife" types in there.
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