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dallastiger55
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Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?
I was out in the burbs yesterday and had to run into Target to grab some Advil. It was around 11 AM on a school day.

It was about 85% female, most between 30-45, yoga pants or tennis skirt, and of course Starbucks in hand.

I was doing it all wrong in my 20s. Should have had a part time gig at Target.

Are they all like that?


HarveyBanger
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re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?
Yes


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JDPndahizzy
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re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?
If you like the talent at Target, hit up a Hobby Lobby...
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RogerTheShrubber
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re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?
Its full of pretty average women.



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Blutarsky
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re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?
Should have snuck a few pics in.

[NOT] creepy

For educational purposes for those not at Target at 11AM.


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TDsngumbo
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re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?
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If you like the talent at Target, hit up a Hobby Lobby...

^^^^^^^


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Ingeniero
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re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?
I see your Target and raise you Whole Foods on the northshore on a weekday


Fat and Happy
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re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?
It’s kinda like serial killer shows.

Bitches love serial killers.

It’s an unknown phenomenon in nature what draws the local 30s and 40s hotties to target and killer shows but it sucks them in.

The only real question is, are serial killers and target stores similar or related?


upgrayedd
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re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?
Not the one on Millerville. Last time I went there it was nothing but butch lesbians.


SantaFe
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re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?
I've only been in a Target once, I'll have to go check it out.


soccerfüt
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re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?
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hit up a Hobby Lobby...
I go to one exactly once a year in early November (to buy baskets for my padnah’s Christmas spirits) and while there may be some minor talent in there, the vast majority are No-Fly Zones.

Targets, on the other hand, are a much richer per capita target-rich environment.


Wasting Time
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re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?
I don't know if they're all like that, but, the odds are in your favor


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Wasting Time
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re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?
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Targets, on the other hand, are a much richer per capita target-rich environment.

There are days when you think that somehow, Target mandated yoga pants.


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RogerTheShrubber
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re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?
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but butch lesbians.


When I shopped at the one in Seattle, I thought it was a store for the gays.


Mr Personality
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re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?
These bitches looking for stock boy cock?


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Wasting Time
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re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?
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When I shopped at the one in Seattle, I thought it was a store for the gays.

Yes

But the Pacific NW could frick up an orgy with 2010 quality Victoria Secret models.


RogerTheShrubber
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re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?
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But the Pacific NW could frick up an orgy with 2010 quality Victoria Secret models.


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whoisnickdoobs
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re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?
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Are they all like that?



All the ones near rich neighborhoods are. The talent at Target near River Ranch is noticeably higher than the Target on the North side of Lafayette.


CAD703X
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re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?
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Are they all like that?


you should try the targets & trader joes in franklin tn

insane. my wife doesn't even like me going inside with her anymore which is fine with me. happy to sit in the car & watch college football on my phone.

trader joes = MORE CLEAVAGE
target = MORE YOGA PANTS
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bleeng
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re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?
No. The Target near my house in north Houston is demographically challenged.


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