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Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?
Posted by dallastiger55


I was out in the burbs yesterday and had to run into Target to grab some Advil. It was around 11 AM on a school day.
It was about 85% female, most between 30-45, yoga pants or tennis skirt, and of course Starbucks in hand.
I was doing it all wrong in my 20s. Should have had a part time gig at Target.
Are they all like that?
It was about 85% female, most between 30-45, yoga pants or tennis skirt, and of course Starbucks in hand.
I was doing it all wrong in my 20s. Should have had a part time gig at Target.
Are they all like that?
re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?Posted by HarveyBanger on 10/26/21 at 8:13 am to dallastiger55
Yes
re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?Posted by JDPndahizzy
on 10/26/21 at 8:13 am to dallastiger55

If you like the talent at Target, hit up a Hobby Lobby...
This post was edited on 10/26 at 8:13 am
re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?Posted by RogerTheShrubber
on 10/26/21 at 8:13 am to dallastiger55

Its full of pretty average women.
re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?Posted by Blutarsky
on 10/26/21 at 8:13 am to dallastiger55

Should have snuck a few pics in.
[NOT] creepy
For educational purposes for those not at Target at 11AM.
[NOT] creepy
For educational purposes for those not at Target at 11AM.
re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?Posted by TDsngumbo
on 10/26/21 at 8:14 am to JDPndahizzy

quote:
If you like the talent at Target, hit up a Hobby Lobby...
^^^^^^^
re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?Posted by Ingeniero
on 10/26/21 at 8:14 am to dallastiger55

I see your Target and raise you Whole Foods on the northshore on a weekday
re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?Posted by Fat and Happy
on 10/26/21 at 8:14 am to dallastiger55

It’s kinda like serial killer shows.
Bitches love serial killers.
It’s an unknown phenomenon in nature what draws the local 30s and 40s hotties to target and killer shows but it sucks them in.
The only real question is, are serial killers and target stores similar or related?
Bitches love serial killers.
It’s an unknown phenomenon in nature what draws the local 30s and 40s hotties to target and killer shows but it sucks them in.
The only real question is, are serial killers and target stores similar or related?
re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?Posted by upgrayedd
on 10/26/21 at 8:14 am to dallastiger55

Not the one on Millerville. Last time I went there it was nothing but butch lesbians.
re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?Posted by SantaFe
on 10/26/21 at 8:16 am to dallastiger55

I've only been in a Target once, I'll have to go check it out.
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re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?Posted by soccerfüt on 10/26/21 at 8:17 am to JDPndahizzy
quote:I go to one exactly once a year in early November (to buy baskets for my padnah’s Christmas spirits) and while there may be some minor talent in there, the vast majority are No-Fly Zones.
hit up a Hobby Lobby...
Targets, on the other hand, are a much richer per capita target-rich environment.
re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?Posted by Wasting Time on 10/26/21 at 8:17 am to dallastiger55
I don't know if they're all like that, but, the odds are in your favor
re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?Posted by Wasting Time on 10/26/21 at 8:18 am to soccerfüt
quote:There are days when you think that somehow, Target mandated yoga pants.
Targets, on the other hand, are a much richer per capita target-rich environment.

re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?Posted by RogerTheShrubber
on 10/26/21 at 8:18 am to upgrayedd

quote:
but butch lesbians.
When I shopped at the one in Seattle, I thought it was a store for the gays.
re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?Posted by Mr Personality
on 10/26/21 at 8:18 am to dallastiger55

These bitches looking for stock boy cock?
re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?Posted by Wasting Time on 10/26/21 at 8:20 am to RogerTheShrubber
quote:Yes
When I shopped at the one in Seattle, I thought it was a store for the gays.
But the Pacific NW could frick up an orgy with 2010 quality Victoria Secret models.
re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?Posted by RogerTheShrubber
on 10/26/21 at 8:21 am to Wasting Time

quote:
But the Pacific NW could frick up an orgy with 2010 quality Victoria Secret models.


re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?Posted by whoisnickdoobs
on 10/26/21 at 8:21 am to dallastiger55

quote:
Are they all like that?
All the ones near rich neighborhoods are. The talent at Target near River Ranch is noticeably higher than the Target on the North side of Lafayette.
re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?Posted by CAD703X
on 10/26/21 at 8:23 am to dallastiger55

quote:
Are they all like that?
you should try the targets & trader joes in franklin tn

insane. my wife doesn't even like me going inside with her anymore which is fine with me. happy to sit in the car & watch college football on my phone.
trader joes = MORE CLEAVAGE
target = MORE YOGA PANTS
This post was edited on 10/26 at 8:26 am
re: Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?Posted by bleeng
on 10/26/21 at 8:24 am to dallastiger55

No. The Target near my house in north Houston is demographically challenged.
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