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re: Is a paralegal a bitch job

Posted on 2/2/21 at 7:28 pm to
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 2/2/21 at 7:28 pm to
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worked her arse off.


They definitely can't be lazy at my firm.
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35302 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 7:28 pm to
You need a job?
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30034 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 7:30 pm to
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Not going to lie. Our firm has some first and second year attorneys with Ivy League law degrees, and I trust some of our paralegals over those first and second years.


It is all about the nuts and bolts. The higher the "quality" of the legal education the less of a grasp they are likely to have on the day-to-day practice of law. Some of the third tier schools are the best at nuts and bolts. A good paralegal knows the system and the process outside the courtroom as well or better than most young attorneys.

People keep searching for a good analog for a paralegal in my mind the closest is a platoon sergeant. They simply can make things happen. Just as I did as a butter bar in the Army I leaned heavily on my first paralegal to explain to me how the world worked.

Posted by RexKramer
Chicago
Member since Nov 2020
411 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 7:30 pm to
Pass legal briefs and don't understand law. Sign me up! Pics would be great, but I understand dicrestion and hope you have a good time. Sorry, I'm sure you are one hell of a lawyer and enjoy.

Side bar: the world needs ditch diggers as well.
This post was edited on 2/2/21 at 8:31 pm
Posted by Niner
Member since Apr 2019
2033 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 7:34 pm to
I have a client in her mid 50`s who has been a paralegal at her firm for decades and makes $150k+ a year.

I don't care if you don't need a degree or you do admin work or people think you just get your lawyer boss coffee. What I see is a fantastic career with excellent job security and great pay.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 7:36 pm to
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Side bar: the world needs ditch digs as well.


Way to really frick up that side bar, counselor.

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Side bar: the world needs ditch diggers as well.


So close.
This post was edited on 2/2/21 at 9:08 pm
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
10456 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 7:40 pm to
Nowadays you can be a paralegal if/when the lawyer you work for is willing to call you one and bill for you as one.

Responsibility/pay/competence is entirely dependent on the firm. Changing the title allows the firm to pay a good employee more without pissing off the rest of the staff.

The difference between a paralegal and a legal assistant has become a lot more blurred. A good legal assistant with a computer is competent to do a lot of what used to be paralegal work. Clients know this and it’s getting harder and harder to bill a client for what has historically been paralegal work.

And of course an experienced paralegal is probably more valuable to the lawyer than a first or second year associate. That’s true for any support position that you rely on.
This post was edited on 2/2/21 at 7:42 pm
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15829 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 7:42 pm to
Only paralegals I’ve known are hot chicks who liked to get railed in the conference room.
Posted by tigercross
Member since Feb 2008
5060 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 7:45 pm to
Every job is a bitch job unless you have some sort of equity in the business. Your employment is totally reliant on ownership and management wanting to keep you around.

Hell, even if you own a business, you're still the bitch of your clients.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 7:46 pm to
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They definitely can't be lazy at my firm.


Not when they have a boss that spends all day on a message board
Posted by oliveandblue
Member since Nov 2014
1753 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 7:48 pm to
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Every job is a bitch job unless you have some sort of equity in the business. Your employment is totally reliant on ownership and management wanting to keep you around.

Hell, even if you own a business, you're still the bitch of your clients.


It's interdependence. We're all connected, and as a result we all take shite from someone and give it to someone else. If you're an employee, your employer also depends on you to not destroy the company in short order.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4809 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 7:50 pm to
These days are over.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104363 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 7:51 pm to
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People keep searching for a good analog for a paralegal in my mind the closest is a platoon sergeant.They simply can make things happen


Or a warrant officer.
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 7:52 pm to
As an auto glass technician I am unsure
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
466355 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 7:54 pm to
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It is all about the nuts and bolts. The higher the "quality" of the legal education the less of a grasp they are likely to have on the day-to-day practice of law. Some of the third tier schools are the best at nuts and bolts. A good paralegal knows the system and the process outside the courtroom as well or better than most young attorneys.

Watching pie in the sky recent graduates try to figure out stuff like filing documents is sometimes hilarious.

But on the flip, a paralegal I'd trust to write an appellate brief is probably one in a million (I have met one though)
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83167 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 8:29 pm to
Yeah, law school does a stunningly poor job of teaching how to actually function as a lawyer.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83167 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 8:34 pm to
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I have a client in her mid 50`s who has been a paralegal at her firm for decades and makes $150k+ a year.

I’ve know big law paralegals can make good money, $80k range, but I’ve never heard of a paralegal making $150k. Guess a white shoe firm in NYC maybe. Seems a stretch.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
84543 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 8:37 pm to
Good paralegals are hard to find. If you were a good paralegal and made the lawyer’s life much easier then I’m sure you could make good money.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
120043 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 8:51 pm to
Even when you clerk you really aren’t exposed to the practical side of things. You’re basically a walking westlaw account that writes a few drafts.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
466355 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 9:15 pm to
i'm glad that i had the first job that i did. i had to do a ton of secretarial/paralegal-level work and now i almost feel bad for the attorneys who got their first job with like the DAs office and are completely dependent on having to have all of that stuff done for them.

if i could ever find a really good paralegal that was trustworthy, smart, and could manage an office i could really expand my firm with just that.
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