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re: Insta-hoe cancels date because the dude didn't call her an Uber to pick her up

Posted on 6/19/26 at 9:57 am to
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41873 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 9:57 am to
Just the hand motions and affected pattern of speech is enough to bail on this broad.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105190 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:02 am to
quote:

To use an expression from grammar school: She thinks she’s hot snot on a gold platter, but she’s only cold boogers in a tin can


To use a more vulgar version,

She thinks she’s hot shite in a champagne glass but she’s only cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77713 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:02 am to
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Just the hand motions and affected pattern of speech is enough to bail on this broad.




And she apparently has a child, or children? She mentioned in lieu of the date that they read their books and they got to chill which they rarely do...
Posted by RobertFootball
SC
Member since Mar 2021
2981 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:03 am to
Damn her hairline is way worse than mine and she’s like 20 years younger than me. Whatever you say, baldy.haha
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2766 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:15 am to
I would loathe dating in today’s world with all the “performing life for others” vids on social media. You are but a pawn on their “life stage”.

Nope. Choose not the life of imitation. Music’s the great communicator. And many othe RHCP lyrics that apply here.

Just no.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17194 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 11:06 am to
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To keep up with family and friends


Moment of truth, hoss. If you need a social media app to do this then they’re not your family or your friend.

quote:

Sports teams


Stop being a loser
Posted by Stevo
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
12588 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 11:20 am to
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Stop being a loser


Says the guy actively posting on a social media forum dedicated to sports.
Posted by back9Tiger
Island Coconut Salesman
Member since Nov 2005
18127 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 11:22 am to
Who the frick do these broads think they are? we don't work for them. Go ahead and say you don't need us... we've seen how that plays out already.

She is a 2 on a 10 scale, just from her mouth and attitude. And you ain't all that sweetheart.
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
3961 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 11:32 am to
A lot of Instagram, including this post, can be viewed without an account.

It's really just X/Twitter that's largely walled off without an account. X lets you read people's posts without an account, but does not allow you to see the replies. You can read the replies on X without an account by using services like nitter and xcancel.

Anyway, I'm now trying to minimize my digital footprint, so I really don't use an account for anything except for Tigerdroppings since I figure this is too unprofitable of a website to be really have the infrastructure to be able to track people. I mostly just read Reddit or Instagram or YouTube in a logged out state, and use Nitter or XCancel to read Twitter. (I don't really believe that Elon is an evil Nazi like some Nitter users do, but the Twitter login restrictions are one of the most legitimately annoying things that Elon has done, and Nitter is the only way to read Twitter without an account.)
This post was edited on 6/19/26 at 11:51 am
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17194 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 11:40 am to
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Anyway, I'm now trying to minimize my digital footprint


Or you could’ve just not been an attention whore and signed up social media accounts to begin with. I bet you’re a senior level IT guy at big corp that makes rebooting your computer sound like some glorified, complicated process?
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
125021 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 11:42 am to
Didn’t you steal from Academy?

This post was edited on 6/19/26 at 11:43 am
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14923 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 11:43 am to
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Or you could’ve just not been an attention whore and signed up social media accounts to begin with.


quote:

BabyTac

Member since Jun 2008
16831 posts



You are more insufferable than the Instagram thot.
This post was edited on 6/19/26 at 11:44 am
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
4379 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 12:17 pm to
Date? What's a date?
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
55408 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 12:34 pm to
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In my day, you pick up your date.


Feminists made women scared of men so this is no longer a thing for the first date
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72831 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 12:40 pm to
I was today years old when I learned Jamie Foxx was doing the backup in that song

Man that is a great song.
Posted by mit_webot
Member since Aug 2024
60 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 2:12 pm to
It's worth thinking about if you aren't joking. What % of comments are bots? What % of articles are AI written to make you upset? Clicks drive revenue, not fact. They just want you to click, like and subscribe, or comment to generate ad revenue. Fact is not relevant.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
35267 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 2:27 pm to
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What's a date?


One on them squares on the calendar....
Posted by EH Taylor
Member since Jun 2026
229 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 3:27 pm to
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Probably fake. Most of these rage bait posts are fake engagement farming.


Which makes me hate these people even more than if this was real.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
25110 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 5:04 pm to
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Or you could’ve just not been an attention whore and signed up social media accounts to begin with

So you’re a fat loser
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
3962 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 5:09 pm to
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Date? What's a date?


Dates are sweet, nutrient-rich fruits from the date palm, valued for energy, fiber, and essential minerals.
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