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re: Insta-hoe cancels date because the dude didn't call her an Uber to pick her up

Posted on 6/19/26 at 9:57 am to
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41294 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 9:57 am to
Just the hand motions and affected pattern of speech is enough to bail on this broad.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
104588 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:02 am to
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To use an expression from grammar school: She thinks she’s hot snot on a gold platter, but she’s only cold boogers in a tin can


To use a more vulgar version,

She thinks she’s hot shite in a champagne glass but she’s only cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77308 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:02 am to
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Just the hand motions and affected pattern of speech is enough to bail on this broad.




And she apparently has a child, or children? She mentioned in lieu of the date that they read their books and they got to chill which they rarely do...
Posted by RobertFootball
SC
Member since Mar 2021
2699 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:03 am to
Damn her hairline is way worse than mine and she’s like 20 years younger than me. Whatever you say, baldy.haha
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
1968 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:15 am to
I would loathe dating in today’s world with all the “performing life for others” vids on social media. You are but a pawn on their “life stage”.

Nope. Choose not the life of imitation. Music’s the great communicator. And many othe RHCP lyrics that apply here.

Just no.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16829 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 11:06 am to
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To keep up with family and friends


Moment of truth, hoss. If you need a social media app to do this then they’re not your family or your friend.

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Sports teams


Stop being a loser
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