In Vegas, up $1k scrip club advice?

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Up $1k

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This will get you one miller lite at a vegas strip club

I’d rather get an actual escort

Go to a local club a time or two before you go. You need to start training the “no thanks” reflex now.

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the most bang for my buck?

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It probably won't be at a strip club.

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Closer to $500k

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Post your 1099

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I’m a pretty big rookie in the scrip club game.

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And yet you have the lingo dialed in.

Seriously though.
Take that 1k and go gamble with it.

You will get zero with 1k in a vegas strip club & only feel teased and pissed.

Atleast if you gamble it there’s a chance you have a good time.

Just to be serious I have gone on several vegas bachelor parties, and I hate vegas strip clubs with a passion. Yes the bitches in there are fine as hell, some real 10s. But they are the hustlers of all hustlers. Its relentless and incredibly annoying. I hate strip clubs to begin with, but the relentless hustle in Vegas is incredibly unenjoyable.

If you don't want a dance from them, let them know immediately, they don't want to waste their time

If you are trying to get laid then you should just spend the $1000 on a LV hooker. Those strippers view you as a customer and just like everything else in LV they are there to separate you from your money.

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Closer to $500k, but I don’t spend my own money at these places. Have a free $1k from the blackjack table.

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You wouldn't be bragging about $1,000 win if you made 500k


You brag about winning $1,000 when you are a broke college student. You may not be a college student, but you are most definitely broke I will pray for some better luck in your future