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re: In their prime who you got in a scuffle?

Posted on 1/14/25 at 4:38 pm to
Posted by bamaguy17
Member since Jul 2022
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Posted on 1/14/25 at 4:38 pm to
Dolph lungren was a black belt in karate but never competed. he’s a next level human being, I would not want to test him out.
This post was edited on 1/14/25 at 4:39 pm
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
17884 posts
Posted on 1/14/25 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

Seagal. He was built like a beast in his day. Some say he would have made one hell of a defensive end and could have went pro.



The way he runs like a girl would have had the other players pissing their pants laughing at him.

I'm a believer he's nothing short of a big pussy posing as a martial arts combatant.

Looks like the only thing he's conquered in a long time is the "All you can eat buffet".
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
2768 posts
Posted on 1/14/25 at 4:49 pm to
Seagal has not fighting record at all, but he is 6'4 compared to Norris being 5'10. Norris has the better fighting record, but he does have 10 losses over his pro career and an American championship. But, I'll take Bill Superfoot Wallace over both of them. He has an international title with zero professional losses.
Wallace>Norris>Seagal
Posted by Vincenzo Pantangelli
Member since Nov 2024
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Posted on 1/14/25 at 4:52 pm to
Sonic on Siegan
Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 1/14/25 at 4:52 pm to
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Wheres the fight taking place?
Posted by scottydoesntknow
Member since Nov 2023
7282 posts
Posted on 1/14/25 at 4:53 pm to
Chuck Norris of course
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
54702 posts
Posted on 1/14/25 at 4:53 pm to
Slight? Please.
Posted by LSUtiger89
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 1/14/25 at 4:55 pm to
Jet Li
Jackie Chan
Donnie Yen
Tony Jaa
Jason Statham

Those are the ones with real fighting experience outside of segal and Van Damme named.
Posted by Vincenzo Pantangelli
Member since Nov 2024
1410 posts
Posted on 1/14/25 at 4:55 pm to
Waiting in his beard is another fist
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
17620 posts
Posted on 1/14/25 at 4:55 pm to
Carlos by a mile. Roundhouse to Seagal's thigh and he's done. That Aikido shite only works against dudes that don't know how to fight or dudes doing Aikido, but with less skill. That's why MMA is wrestling, jiu-jitsu, boxing, and Muy Thai. Everything else is just begging for an arse-whipping against fighters skilled in those arts.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
45988 posts
Posted on 1/14/25 at 4:58 pm to
seagal would frick him up. chuck norris isnt that big of a guy and seagal is pretty big dude.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
45988 posts
Posted on 1/14/25 at 5:00 pm to
Posted by GeauxGutsy
Member since Jul 2017
5473 posts
Posted on 1/14/25 at 5:03 pm to
Alters are OOC. This has to be Harry Vex Ronner
Posted by T Lasso
Member since Aug 2021
443 posts
Posted on 1/14/25 at 5:08 pm to
Well, Chuck Norris was an actual fighter, and Steven Seagal basically practices a fake martial art
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
9860 posts
Posted on 1/14/25 at 5:21 pm to
Chuck looks like he could fight. Steven looks like he knows how to show off martial art skills.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14302 posts
Posted on 1/14/25 at 5:22 pm to
Chuck for dough

Steven for show.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
13615 posts
Posted on 1/14/25 at 5:25 pm to
quote:

There is question as to if Steven even knew martial arts.

What?



Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
75015 posts
Posted on 1/14/25 at 5:28 pm to
quote:


seagal would frick him up


quote:

seagal is pretty big dude.


Plus in his latest pictures, it looks like he has the ability to swallow an entire 1973 Volkswagen beetle!
Posted by Hemlock
Member since Apr 2024
16 posts
Posted on 1/14/25 at 5:33 pm to
Seagall. You can't teach 6'4 #250.
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
4178 posts
Posted on 1/14/25 at 5:33 pm to
LOL at everyone drinking the koolaid that Seagal cant fight. Ask the JP cops he worked with when he was a reserve cop. Seagal would frick Chuck up.
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