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re: In 1 hr, every single human in the entire world will begin looking for you...

Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:01 pm to
Posted by Festus
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Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:01 pm to
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Done, your caught already. Any fire or waste body fluids leads the dogs to you.

Welp, what if I use some "body fluids" to put out the fire? A negative times a negative equals a positive, so will cancel each other out, right?
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
39015 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:02 pm to
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Dogs can smell it, sorry, you lose.



Nuh uh, its a scent blocking invisibility cloak!
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26131 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:02 pm to
I'd go Watchdogs style and hack into every system and disable all surveillance technology and go hide in some underground nuclear bunker/converted into a super tech lab.
Posted by jlu03
San Diego
Member since Jul 2012
3357 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:02 pm to
Cut a hole in the trunk of my tree which is in my backyard, nail back the piece I cut out from the inside and live inside that bitch for 5 days.

Would sprinkle crack all around my house beforehand to frick with the dogs.
Posted by Mr. Wayne
Member since Feb 2008
10086 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:03 pm to
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Define the sodomy. How long does it last? what's involved?

Cuz depending.....$500 Mill is a lot of money.


I'm also going to need an answer. I could spend 100 million on intensive therapy and still have 400 mil to spend.
Posted by NOLALGD
Member since May 2014
2756 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:03 pm to
The only hope for anyone to achieve this is for the clock to start at midnight. Your would have till day break before most of the people in your immediate area of the world become aware of the situation which gives you a little more time under the cloak of darkness to plan and move.

I would try to hop a railcar with my bike (is this even possible???) to put some distance between myself and my home environment, then work from there.
Posted by MetArl15
Washington, DC
Member since Apr 2007
13556 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:04 pm to
Sounds awful...

You ever hear the saying that nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels?

Well, I doubt anthing hurts as badly as $500 million dollars tempts.

Would be a tough thing to pass up regardless of the punishment. Anyone who says otherwise already has that much money, or is lying.
Posted by Festus
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Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:04 pm to
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Nuh uh, its a scent blocking invisibility cloak!

Sorry, fed agencies have already bred dogs that can overcome scent blocking invisibility cloak characteristics. They find you within an hour.

See how easy this is??
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:04 pm to
You are going to do all of that in one hour?
Posted by jlu03
San Diego
Member since Jul 2012
3357 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:06 pm to
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You are going to do all of that in one hour?


It's either that or the invisibility cloak. Still debating
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
91524 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:07 pm to
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And no one would come check on this family for five days.
I live in St Pete so it'd be damn near impossible here.

But you put me an hour outside Shelby, Mississippi and I'll hide myself, you, and a bus full of hyper kids.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:07 pm to
You should watch the pilot episode of Black Mirror on Netflix. A similar situation happens to the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
39015 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:07 pm to
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Sorry, fed agencies have already bred dogs that can overcome scent blocking invisibility cloak characteristics. They find you within an hour.


Yea, but my invisible cloak has a "transport you to the moon" option. I can go to the moon for 5 days and wait it out. Rules never said I had to be on earth.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78409 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:10 pm to
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The only hope for anyone to achieve this is for the clock to start at midnight. Your would have till day break before most of the people in your immediate area of the world become aware of the situation which gives you a little more time under the cloak of darkness to plan and move.


The absurdity of it is that everyone starts with everyone searching in one hour.

Walking is ruined by dogs. Angola could have their bloodhounds on site (in SELA) within a couple hours and ask how many prisoners have escaped them.

Travel by vehicle is almost impossible. 5000 sq miles of area to be searched once they roadblock your potential routes.

Travel by any mass transit requires an ID and is limited by time/distance as well.

Stealing a plane give you hope, extremely secluded private airstrip helps, but it would take prior knowledge to pull this off.

Water plane gives a better shot, but range is still a potential short fall.
Posted by VaBamaMan
North AL
Member since Apr 2013
8307 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:10 pm to
Anyone said a dump? I'm not reading every page.

I have a dump less than 10 miles from my house, and a stream in which I could walk/jog all the way to the dump. Covering my scent. No way dogs find me in a dump, nor will people find me in there. It would be so easy to lose ones self in a hovel of trash. At that point who cares if you piss and defecate on yourself. With some water, a large blanket in which to cocoon, and some food. I think it would work.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138532 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:12 pm to
Is this the premise for the next line in The Hunger Games set of movies?
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
39015 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:13 pm to
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Stealing a plane give you hope, extremely secluded private airstrip helps


Ok, I have a friend who has a plane. It sits at a rural airport where only 3-4 a week fly out of. If I stole his plane and flew it to another rural airport in West Tx then ditch the plane there and live off the land for 5 days, that could work. Granted, id have to survive the takeoff and landing in a plane by myself when I dont know how to.
Posted by SoDakHawk
South Dakota
Member since Jun 2014
10649 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:14 pm to
Good thread. I think the ability to be successful depends on where you are and your level of preparation when the clock starts. If you are sitting at work in a suit, not a good start. If you are at home and clothes, food right there then you are in a better position.

Where you are in this country makes a difference too. I think the ideal place would be a city like Detroit. Public transportation available to get you started, difficult to track your movements when moving among the masses. Literally entire sections of that town that are abandoned that would provide you with plenty of places to hide, and on the flip side, a lot of places for people to have to search. It would be like hiding in an urban jungle. Entire areas full of abandoned factories and warehouses. Entire neighborhoods with abandoned houses.
Posted by Festus
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Member since Nov 2009
86128 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:15 pm to
Actually, I think the OP said it was a pilot for a reality TV show, which makes it really, really difficult assuming the cameramen and crew following you would simply dial 911 on their smart phone and have you busted within 10 minutes.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6908 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:16 pm to
I'd go to Radio Shack. No one goes there.

..Or Sears
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