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re: In 1 hr, every single human in the entire world will begin looking for you...
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:45 pm to FT
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:45 pm to FT
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I might start with that and then stow away in some big rig or large vehicle that I know is going to Wyoming or Colorado.
I think some of you are not getting the situation. Everyone in the world is looking for you. EVERYONE. That means they aren't working. They aren't casually driving anywhere, they aren't working in a hosptial, they aren't selling you anything. Every human on Earth has 1 sole purpose, to find you.
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:46 pm to JBeam
1. sounds crazy to say it, but $1B isn't enough of a reward in this scenario. the strength of the search party is its assumed ability to work together, but who gets the money when the fugitive is found? is it the person who physically apprehends him, or is it divided among a team or agency that was working together? it would have to be the latter, but at some point there are diminishing returns. for example, a team of a million people would share only $1,000. somewhere around here is the breaking point for much of the middle class and higher, as they could simply make that much at work in 5 days.
2. multiple teams would not work together. they will make their team only as large as they all agree is enough to split. the prize money would need to astronomical to get the entire world, 7.1 billion people, to work as a team.
3. logistics and infrastructure. wherever the fugitive was from, that area would quickly become a circus. all roads in the area would be clogged, and all flights anywhere near would be booked up. average joe from across the country wouldn't be able to get anywhere near to really help, let alone someone from another country. people on another continent would quickly realize their best bet would be to stay home and search only where they live, further eroding the "whole world as a team" plan.
2. multiple teams would not work together. they will make their team only as large as they all agree is enough to split. the prize money would need to astronomical to get the entire world, 7.1 billion people, to work as a team.
3. logistics and infrastructure. wherever the fugitive was from, that area would quickly become a circus. all roads in the area would be clogged, and all flights anywhere near would be booked up. average joe from across the country wouldn't be able to get anywhere near to really help, let alone someone from another country. people on another continent would quickly realize their best bet would be to stay home and search only where they live, further eroding the "whole world as a team" plan.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:47 pm to NATidefan
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Drive to the local sorority house or closest place a lot of hot chicks are and be found.
Yeah, because when they see you on the news immediately, then they're really going to want to bone.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:48 pm to BugAC
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Everyone in the world is looking for you. EVERYONE. That means they aren't working. They aren't casually driving anywhere, they aren't working in a hosptial, they aren't selling you anything. Every human on Earth has 1 sole purpose, to find you.
And just like some posted earlier
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If the premise is interpreted like this, then yes, the premise is retarded and not realistic, so we might as well declare the submarine guy the winner or someone who answer's, "put on my invisibility cloak," because they are equally absurd answers to match the absurd premise of the hunt.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:49 pm to musick
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:50 pm to JBeam
This is easy. I'd go to a blockbuster
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:52 pm to TXGunslinger10
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The problem is finding a way to not violate their rules for 5 days and have my cover blown
You know you still have to talk right? The husky voice and not speaking with an accent/arabic might be a slight clue as well.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:52 pm to link
quote:Probably true, but if the reward for finding you is $1 Billion, call a sibling, tell him where you're hiding, go hide there, have him uncover you by himself in 5 minutes, split the proceeds.
$1B isn't enough of a reward in this scenario
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:53 pm to link
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1. sounds crazy to say it, but $1B isn't enough of a reward in this scenario. the strength of the search party is its assumed ability to work together, but who gets the money when the fugitive is found? is it the person who physically apprehends him, or is it divided among a team or agency that was working together? it would have to be the latter, but at some point there are diminishing returns. for example, a team of a million people would share only $1,000. somewhere around here is the breaking point for much of the middle class and higher, as they could simply make that much at work in 5 days.
2. multiple teams would not work together. they will make their team only as large as they all agree is enough to split. the prize money would need to astronomical to get the entire world, 7.1 billion people, to work as a team.
3. logistics and infrastructure. wherever the fugitive was from, that area would quickly become a circus. all roads in the area would be clogged, and all flights anywhere near would be booked up. average joe from across the country wouldn't be able to get anywhere near to really help, let alone someone from another country. people on another continent would quickly realize their best bet would be to stay home and search only where they live, further eroding the "whole world as a team" plan.
Everything you mentioned is an advantage to you, the hider. Infighting and greed would prohibit sharing of information. For example, the $9/hour TSA agent could lie. The security guard that has access to the video could destroy i to keep it out of hands of more resourced.
If its everyone on the same team against you, there is not a scenario that I see that could win. But if you factor in that people are selfish, you have a fighting chance.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:54 pm to lsuhunt555
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"put on my invisibility cloak,"
Dogs can smell it, sorry, you lose.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:54 pm to Rouge
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did someone say Sealab??
So glad someone recognized this.
I guess my omen isn't as good as the theme song chorus is "Sealab underneath the water, that is where you'll find me"
lol
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:54 pm to MetArl15
Public sodomy is your punishment. In the middle of Time Square.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:55 pm to fightin tigers
Again. My original plan is that I'm not speaking a single word for 5 days. For all anybody else knows, I'm a mute.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:56 pm to JBeam
Define the sodomy. How long does it last? what's involved?
Cuz depending.....$500 Mill is a lot of money.
Cuz depending.....$500 Mill is a lot of money.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:57 pm to MetArl15
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Probably true, but if the reward for finding you is $1 Billion, call a sibling, tell him where you're hiding, go hide there, have him uncover you by himself in 5 minutes, split the proceeds
Winner of the challenge.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:58 pm to MetArl15
1 hour with a pig. Using your own tears as lube.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:58 pm to Festus
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I'm sitting next to a warm fire
Done, your caught already. Any fire or waste body fluids leads the dogs to you.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:58 pm to JBeam
Surprising that the OT, with all of it's super intelligent, awesome in every way, leaders of anything great, come up with the poorest answers imaginable in this scenario.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:00 pm to anc
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Simply buying the ticket would get announced on the news. ANC bought two tickets - one to New York and one to Los Angeles. A lot of people would start looking there.
No they wouldn't. How are you going to even feasibly get to the airport, buy 2 plane tickets, have both flights take off within the hour, and then have you think you're on those flights without checking in. They'd know within 10 minutes you weren't on your way to either location and figured you're now likely somewhere within a mile or two radius of the airport. The only thing they may waste their time on is getting some security to go through the plane when it lands, but they'll still keep the primary search around the airport, which has dozens of cameras that have spotted you.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:00 pm to JBeam
quote:you would get stabbed by squatters
Then go hide in the Tinsel town movie theater over on siegen.
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