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re: In 1 hr, every single human in the entire world will begin looking for you...

Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:33 pm to
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
37058 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:33 pm to
I couldn't do it, but I have a friend who flys a seaplane out of a small airport. I'm pretty sure that he could pull it off.
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
39015 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:33 pm to
It'd would have to be a chance you and him take. Say he drops you off an goes back and you dont get found he get 500 mill, but he drops you off then calls the authorities and between the time he alerts them and they catch you someone else catches you, he's shite out of luck. And you'd have to force him to not communicate during the flight to cover your own arse.
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
39015 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

What about dressing as a Muslim woman to hijack a submarine, then driving that into the swamps?



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Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

What about dressing as a Muslim woman, hitchhiking to a submarine, hijack said submarine, then driving that into the swamps?
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20613 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

any redlights or convenient stores along the way, or any other cameras that would see you?



No. I live in Statesboro, Georgia on the back half of town. My neighbor has a truck that he leaves here while he works in Augusta. I figure I can take that truck to Claxton which is about ten miles away and pick a place.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113838 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:37 pm to
only 1 hour to prepare for and to be unseen & looked for by everyone for 5 days....can't be done..i'm dead.
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
46515 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

What about dressing as a Muslim woman, hitchhiking to a submarine, hijack said submarine, then driving that into the swamps, hollowing out at tree trunk and hopping inside?
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86128 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:39 pm to
lol, everyone knows you never pick up a Muslim woman hitch hiker. Your premise is squashed.
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26131 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:39 pm to
I just thought about this, but couldn't one fake their death somehow and cull the global manhunt and just chill the remainder of the time?
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
39015 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:40 pm to
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every single human in the entire world

Again, if that is the case then Ill put on my cloak of invisibility that transports me to the moon, because that isnt plausible.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138532 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:40 pm to
if a billion is on the line, very few would believe that the death was real
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
46515 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

fake their death somehow


Above ground grave
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86128 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:41 pm to
Skil, you could take a straw, eat a bunch of power bars, then walk to one of the ponds at Webb Park, go underwater, and breathe through the straw for 5 days. That water is pretty murky.
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26131 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

if a billion is on the line, very few would believe that the death was real


True, but make the "death" very public and spectacular.

Like a huge explosion that somehow happened while trying to escape in a car or boat.
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19945 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:45 pm to
it's been 3 hours and 45 minutes since the question was proposed, and no one's come up with a great answer yet. you were all caught over 2 hours ago.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78407 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:47 pm to
quote:

Like a huge explosion that somehow happened while trying to escape in a car or boat.




With an hour of planning...easy peasy
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113838 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:47 pm to
link, i'd give up right away..screw all that 1 hour to get away nonsense.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13476 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:48 pm to
But you have to ride your bike to a pirogue in hour Muslim woman outfit before you hijack my submarine in the Atchafayala.
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
46515 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:49 pm to
quote:

But you have to ride your bike to a pirogue in hour Muslim woman outfit before you hijack my submarine in the Atchafayala.


Dont forget sticking that shite underneath a sunken log
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26131 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

With an hour of planning...easy peasy


Pour gasoline onto car

light.

ETA: 23 seconds
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