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re: In 1 hr, every single human in the entire world will begin looking for you...
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:33 pm to StealthCalais11
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:33 pm to StealthCalais11
That completely ruins the point of this situation.
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:33 pm to JuiceTerry
5x5x5? For a fricking MONTH? Well, now we know who isn't claustrophobic!
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:33 pm to lsuhunt555
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I think everyone is severely underestimating this.
I think everyone is severely overestimating their ability to disguise themselves with an hour lead time.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:33 pm to JBeam
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They arent. But you have the FBI, NSA, MI5 and every other government agency coming after you. Plus, they have full cooperation from your family, SO and friends.
I get that, but it aint 7 billion people. More like 100 million maybe....maybe.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:34 pm to Skillet
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eople can't see my face in my disguise.
violation of rules...you'd still be seen.
bullshite. I wouldn't be IDENTIFIED.
I chose the Arabian Muslim woman costume for a reason. It is common attire for orthodox Muslim women and per my religion must keep my face hidden. Just hang out at a local mosque and those people would defend me without even knowing who I am.
The problem is finding a way to not violate their rules for 5 days and have my cover blown
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:34 pm to More beer please
Assuming i start at my house, i'd first get my backpack and fill it with water bottles that i have at my house and whatever food i could find.
I would then drive my company car that i hate, and drive to hwy 90 at Gibson and get onto highway 20, old highway 90. I turn off at one of the many pump stations that aren't used anymore and find a way to hide the car in there in the swamp.
I'd then walk along the train tracks back to Schriever, about 10 miles. I'd find my way back to my Paw Paw's old house that they moved out of 15 years ago. They have an old barn there that has an upstairs and I know the people that live there don't use the barn. I am positive i can break into that barn without breaking anything since i know every nook and cranny of it from playing in it as a kid.
I'd then live there the next 5 days and since there's a toilet in it, i can relieve myself at times when i know no one is around.
If i thought for a second that someone was coming, i can easily hide up there. There's only 2 people that know that 2x12's were used as the floor joists for the second floor with plywood above and below it. Well anyone can know that. But, there's a one section at the end where the plywood was hinged and can open up as a secret compartment. My paw paw and I are the only two people that know about that, and my paw paw died recently. I still don't know what his intention was in building that. There's 2x4s under it, which were built for shelving so i know it can hold me if i get in it.
I would normally say avoid known places, but this is a house that my grandparents moved out of 15 years ago. I also figured i'd be throwing them off track by trying to hide in the swamp, assuming they even find my car.
I would then drive my company car that i hate, and drive to hwy 90 at Gibson and get onto highway 20, old highway 90. I turn off at one of the many pump stations that aren't used anymore and find a way to hide the car in there in the swamp.
I'd then walk along the train tracks back to Schriever, about 10 miles. I'd find my way back to my Paw Paw's old house that they moved out of 15 years ago. They have an old barn there that has an upstairs and I know the people that live there don't use the barn. I am positive i can break into that barn without breaking anything since i know every nook and cranny of it from playing in it as a kid.
I'd then live there the next 5 days and since there's a toilet in it, i can relieve myself at times when i know no one is around.
If i thought for a second that someone was coming, i can easily hide up there. There's only 2 people that know that 2x12's were used as the floor joists for the second floor with plywood above and below it. Well anyone can know that. But, there's a one section at the end where the plywood was hinged and can open up as a secret compartment. My paw paw and I are the only two people that know about that, and my paw paw died recently. I still don't know what his intention was in building that. There's 2x4s under it, which were built for shelving so i know it can hold me if i get in it.
I would normally say avoid known places, but this is a house that my grandparents moved out of 15 years ago. I also figured i'd be throwing them off track by trying to hide in the swamp, assuming they even find my car.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:34 pm to JuiceTerry
quote:Did you build this bunker?
No other human has ever set foot on this property.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:35 pm to fightin tigers
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I think everyone is severely overestimating their ability to disguise themselves with an hour lead time.
Im just saying to disguise yourself among the general public, im not trying to sneak through customs, just avoid being recognize pumping gas.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:35 pm to TXGunslinger10
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bullshite. I wouldn't be IDENTIFIED.
That's not the rules though.
The rules are set up to where no one can come up with a viable option. At least that's what I've gathered.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:35 pm to JBeam
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You are underestimating the fact that EVERYONE on earth is searching for you. Hiding in Lowe's would not go smoothly.
you think people are going to climb every rack and search every nook and cranny of every store/building within 100 miles? I don't think so. If robots were looking for you, then yeah, but humans aren't going to do it.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:35 pm to fightin tigers
Yeah, I don't think the whole disguising yourself deal would work.
Does anyone else remember the guy who killed two cops in WV?. The man hunt for him was somewhat similar to this situation. That guy ended up hiding in a warehouse for 3 weeks. Stealing WiFi from neighbors
Does anyone else remember the guy who killed two cops in WV?. The man hunt for him was somewhat similar to this situation. That guy ended up hiding in a warehouse for 3 weeks. Stealing WiFi from neighbors
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:37 pm to boom roasted
Don't underestimate the over sensation of the media and the stupidity of the general populace.
Simply buying the ticket would get announced on the news. ANC bought two tickets - one to New York and one to Los Angeles. A lot of people would start looking there.
Someone at the airport would notice that I didn't make the flight. Now I'm hiding from less than ten people rather than millions.
Simply buying the ticket would get announced on the news. ANC bought two tickets - one to New York and one to Los Angeles. A lot of people would start looking there.
Someone at the airport would notice that I didn't make the flight. Now I'm hiding from less than ten people rather than millions.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:37 pm to fightin tigers
i'd be dropped off as far out in the ocean as possible with tiki tube to be adrift at sea..if a plane passed by i'd haul arse under water, and if a ship passed by i'd have my head low and in the middle of the tube.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:38 pm to Sofa King Crimson
Yes i think they would. You are the most wanted man in history. Your photo and information is on 24/7 news cycles. Hiding in Lowe's would be an amateur move.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:39 pm to Skillet
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i'd be dropped off as far out in the ocean as possible with tiki tube to be adrift at sea
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:39 pm to Skillet
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i'd be dropped off as far out in the ocean as possible with tiki tube to be adrift at sea..if a plane passed by i'd haul arse under water, and if a ship passed by i'd have my head low and in the middle of the tube.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:41 pm to White Roach
Point being, 5 days would be a cakewalk. Location being where it is, I could probably come outside and chill out a few minutes at a time.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:41 pm to More beer please
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Congrats, you beat submarine guy for the worst idea of the thread
I love that hours later y'all are still calling me submarine guy.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:41 pm to Skillet
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i'd be dropped off as far out in the ocean as possible with tiki tube to be adrift at sea
Via what exactly?
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:43 pm to lsuhunt555
quote:By someone who will be looking for you in an hour. Busted.
i'd be dropped off as far out in the ocean as possible with tiki tube to be adrift at sea
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