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re: In 1 hr, every single human in the entire world will begin looking for you...

Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:24 pm to
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:24 pm to
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What about breaking into a room at the Starring Motel? Go through the woods to get there, no cameras, sketchy area, hide out until they search the rooms then hop in one.
Good lord that place sketches me out. You may be on to something.
Posted by TXGunslinger10
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2011
18156 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:24 pm to
People can't see my face in my disguise.

You gotta go back and read my whole plan first
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
46516 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:26 pm to
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What was confusing about "every single human in the entire world"?


How are indvididuals that are poor, technologically challenged, and halfway across the world in desolate/rural areas going to help at all?
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113838 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:26 pm to
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eople can't see my face in my disguise.


violation of rules...you'd still be seen.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78420 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:26 pm to
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How are indvididuals that are poor, technologically challenged, and halfway across the world in desolate/rural areas going to help at all?



It doesn't mean they will be successful, but they will be looking nonetheless.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78420 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:27 pm to
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People can't see my face in my disguise.


So this disguise came with a fake ID right?
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12543 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:27 pm to
I've only read a few pages so I don't know if this had been addressed, but if there is a substantial reward for the person that finds me, I would simply take the hour head start & go straight to my parents house. When the manhunt starts they turn me in & collect the reward. We split the profits & live a life of luxury.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:27 pm to
Doesn't matter. All flights keep a lounge on whether or not the individual who bought the ticket boarded the plane. Post 9/11 world bro
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
39015 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:27 pm to
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People can't see my face in my disguise.



I think everyone is severely underestimating this. Your everyday people on the street arent going to see through the slightest of disguises. Sure, the authorities could, but just moving around town could be done with relative ease in disguise IMO.
Posted by SirRohantheDefender
Member since Aug 2005
14790 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:28 pm to
My hiding spot would be going into the sewers. TMNT style. How often are people looking in the sewer when someone is on the run?

Of course the toughest part becomes dogs still being able to sniff your scent. If everyone is involved in looking for you, then about a million of the search dogs would be in Baton Rouge within 24 hours. They could canvas the whole city.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113838 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:29 pm to
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How are indvididuals that are poor, technologically challenged, and halfway across the world in desolate/rural areas going to help at all?


spending 5 days in an abandoned african ebola shack would have pluses & minuses
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
46516 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:29 pm to
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It doesn't mean they will be successful, but they will be looking nonetheless.


Im sure Enachtu is magically going to find me with his smoke signals and rain dances in the middle of the Africa.
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:30 pm to
I have a bunker thats a half hour from my home by bicycle. No other human has ever set foot on this property. Thick, woodsy bayou. It is completely camo'd ,lined with lead, approx. 5x5x5. I could live there for a month and no one would ever come close to finding me.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36787 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:31 pm to
Drive to the local sorority house or closest place a lot of hot chicks are and be found.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78420 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:31 pm to
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Im sure Enachtu is magically going to find me with his smoke signals and rain dances in the middle of the Africa.


Well, you have ruled out freely moving around in his village. Or any other populated place.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:32 pm to
They arent. But you have the FBI, NSA, MI5 and every other government agency coming after you. Plus, they have full cooperation from your family, SO and friends.
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
46516 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:32 pm to
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Drive to the local sorority house or closest place a lot of hot chicks are and be found.


Congrats, you beat submarine guy for the worst idea of the thread.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113838 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:32 pm to
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I have a bunker thats a half hour from my home by bicycle. No other human has ever set foot on this property. Thick, woodsy bayou. It is completely camo'd ,lined with lead, approx. 5x5x5. I could live there for a month and no one would ever come close to finding me.


technology would do a heat seeking 100 mile radius test right off the bat..the juice would be found in less than 6 hours.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:32 pm to
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I have a bunker thats a half hour from my home by bicycle. No other human has ever set foot on this property. Thick, woodsy bayou. It is completely camo'd ,lined with lead, approx. 5x5x5. I could live there for a month and no one would ever come close to finding me.

Yet there is record of you owning this land?


Posted by geauxjo
Gonzales, LA
Member since Sep 2004
15394 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 2:32 pm to
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Posted by upgrayedd
take the battery out of my cell phone and go to French Settlement.




For the win. If you feel the heat is on, head over to Maurepas
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