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Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:16 pm to JBeam
Jump on next Asian airline flight.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:16 pm to Festus
so basically Omar from The Wire
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:17 pm to JBeam
Schedule a UPS pickup from a location you are not affiliated with, prepaid w cash in someone else's name.
Get yourself w supplies in the box, ship yourself somewhere that takes 5 days to arrive.
Get yourself w supplies in the box, ship yourself somewhere that takes 5 days to arrive.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:17 pm to luvdatigahs
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Honestly everyone would probably get caught unless they are trained to go off the grid and hide from authorities. Gov. agencies would track your car faster than it takes to read this sentence and narrow down a small search area. You would also
Be spotted on cameras pretty fast targeting your last known whereabouts. With only an hour head start, you wouldn't be able to make it very far being chased by people who do that kinda thing for a living. If there was a cash prize to the person that found you, your couldn't trust anyone either.
No one is dumb enough to stay in their car.
Ditch it for misdirection somewhere.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:17 pm to boom roasted
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Are we talking regular people looking for you, or FBI, CIA, Marshals, etc.?
I thought:
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every single human in the entire world will begin looking for you.
was pretty clear.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:18 pm to LSUinMA
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Schedule a UPS pickup from a location you are not affiliated with, prepaid w cash in someone else's name.
Get yourself w supplies in the box, ship yourself somewhere that takes 5 days to arrive.
Do they scan/xray packages? I like this idea if they don't.
You could ship it to an empty house and just chill in the box on the doorstep for the whole term.
This post was edited on 2/23/15 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:18 pm to Lester Earl
I don't understand what you're asking?
I already said the task is impossible and I have nothing better to offer than what has been posted. But of those, hopping a random car at a train yard seems the most feasible to me
I already said the task is impossible and I have nothing better to offer than what has been posted. But of those, hopping a random car at a train yard seems the most feasible to me
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:19 pm to TU Rob
Who the hell has access enough, not to mention the ninja skills, to steal a freaking submarine, operate it by yourself and get it to a level not detectable by modern technology in an hour? Not to mention if the air generated will last for 5 days with the sub not running.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:19 pm to boom roasted
High tail it to nola, jump in an above ground grave that was recently used?
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:20 pm to Mr. Wayne
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Who the hell has access enough, not to mention the ninja skills, to steal a freaking submarine
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:20 pm to OMLandshark
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You really think the game warden isn't going to be checking all of them and have helicopters looking for heat signatures in the biggest man hunt in history?
I've never seen a game warden out there, tbh. You really think I'm gonna just lolly gag around and head towards the 5 game wardens within 1000 square miles? And heat signature helicopters covering the entire basin? You know how many "signatures" will show up. Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
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Plus I'm liable to bet that it will take a while to get a ride by hitch hiking, and at best the guy who picked you up and let you off would recognize you later and they'll know roughly where you are. You'd be dead within the night.
Yeah, I guess I can just make shite up too, to disprove your point. Ummmmm....I'll bet I become invisible and no one will see me.
Bwahahahahahahahahaha.......
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:20 pm to Mr. Wayne
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Majority of the world would be looking in your city. If they focused on Louisiana alone, every square mile could have 136 thousand people allocated to it. You would be found. Louisiana is 130 miles wide. They could make an unreal amount of lines standing hand to hand and searching every inch of the state. Unless you could teleport to another continent without any one knowing you could, your arse stands zero chance of not being found. Literally the only thing resembling a chance would be to hide in plain sight and fall in with the same people looking for you.
I've read through page 3 and this is what I'm going with. Some of these answers are terrible and seriously underestimate a.) how short an hour actually is and b.) what it would mean if 7 billion people were all focused on finding you.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:20 pm to More beer please
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High tail it to nola, jump in an above ground grave that was recently used?
Damn this is a good one. If you can get there undetected, this would be a damn solid hide out. Some of those things are HUGE and solid concrete.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:20 pm to blue_morrison
Somehow sneak into the cargo of a semi or more preferably a cargo boat.
30 minutes to gather supplies 30 minutes to find the shipping cargo.
30 minutes to gather supplies 30 minutes to find the shipping cargo.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:21 pm to Paige
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I don't understand what you're asking?
I already said the task is impossible and I have nothing better to offer than what has been posted. But of those, hopping a random car at a train yard seems the most feasible to me
if everyone in the world is looking for you, you cant ride a train. because people will recognize you.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:21 pm to TheCaterpillar
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You can change your entire appearance and hitchhike in under an hour?
Seriously, if he's going to completely change his appearance and actually make himself look like shite, then who is going to pick him up? So he does this after crashing his car off a bridge? Do you know how many people would be calling the cops? By the time his hour is up, the cops will be there in person to arrest him. Easily the dumbest plan so far and he probably wouldn't make it 10 minutes.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:21 pm to Festus
I just think being anywhere outdoors is too risky, unless you hide in plain site and have managed to completely look like someone else.
Still think puttin a gun in someone's face and telling them everything will be ok as long as we all just stay in here for 5 days would work.
Still think puttin a gun in someone's face and telling them everything will be ok as long as we all just stay in here for 5 days would work.
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