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Impotent man's partner accidentally deploys insulation foam inside his urethra during sex
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:00 am
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:00 am
We sure have some stupid people out there...
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An American man may never be able to use his penis again after his partner accidentally sprayed expanding foam up his urethra in a sex act gone wrong.
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The 45-year-old patient had to have a new opening cut between his scrotum and his anus to urinate when the foam hardened and became 'anchored' in his penis.
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Medics who treated him said he will only qualify for reconstructive surgery if he passes a psychiatric evaluation.
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The unidentified man was struggling with impotence, and had been inserting various objects into the opening of his penis during sex to stay erect.
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But things went horribly wrong during one of these sessions when the man's partner tried to use the straw of a can of weatherproofing spray to keep him firm. At some point the man's partner accidently hit the button on top of the can, deploying the foam inside of his penis. The foam, normally used for home insulation, hardened and the man was left with several masses in the inside of his member and bladder.
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Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:01 am to DemonKA3268
People are fricking stupid
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:02 am to DemonKA3268
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if he passes a psychiatric evaluation.
Good luck with that...... Darwin for the win!
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:02 am to DemonKA3268
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new opening cut between his scrotum and his anus to urinate
damn! may as well transition all the way now.
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:02 am to DemonKA3268
His impotency was inevitable.
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:04 am to DemonKA3268
That is quite the expanding problem.
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:05 am to DemonKA3268
Was it really an accident?
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:05 am to DemonKA3268
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The 45-year-old patient had to have a new opening cut between his scrotum and his anus to urinate when the foam hardened and became 'anchored' in his penis.
Using the urinal is gonna be a bit tricky
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:07 am to DemonKA3268
Of course Daily Mail has pics
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10001093/Impotent-mans-partner-accidentally-deploys-insulation-foam-inside-urethra-sex-act.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10001093/Impotent-mans-partner-accidentally-deploys-insulation-foam-inside-urethra-sex-act.html
This post was edited on 1/18/22 at 8:12 am
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:07 am to DemonKA3268
“Accidentally”
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:09 am to fr33manator
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“Accidentally”
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:10 am to DemonKA3268
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the man's partner tried to use the straw of a can of weatherproofing spray to keep him firm. At some point the man's partner accidently hit the button on top of the can,
Sure. We’ll go with that. Except wouldn’t you, you know, maybe- take the straw out of the fricking nozzle of that was your plan? These dudes meant to spray great stuff up there so he could be great stiff.
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:10 am to DemonKA3268
ER nurse.... what can we help you with today? 
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:10 am to DemonKA3268
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accidentally sprayed expanding foam up his urethra
I accidentally did the same thing once. It's more common than you might think.
This post was edited on 1/18/22 at 8:12 am
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:11 am to DemonKA3268
like the guy who "accidently" fell on that shell and it went up his arse?
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:12 am to MorbidTheClown
Accidentally sat on a pickle jar.
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:12 am to OK Roughneck
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ER nurse.... what can we help you with today?
Oh- they definitely made the ER staff’s year with this one. And it’s still January.
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:15 am to DemonKA3268
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had been inserting various objects into the opening of his penis during sex to stay erect.
At some point you gotta just throw in the towel.
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:17 am to DemonKA3268
Taint hole ftw
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:23 am to DemonKA3268
Probably not the worst idea at a solution
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