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re: Impotent man's partner accidentally deploys insulation foam inside his urethra during sex

Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:24 am to
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19192 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:24 am to
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Probably not the worst idea at a solution


Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18045 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:26 am to
Posted by Buckshot24
Gonzales, La.
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:29 am to
Posted by Wiseguy
Member since Mar 2020
3379 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:30 am to
quote:

Probably not the worst idea at a solution


Umm- did you read any of this?
Posted by ewilliams000
Castor Springs
Member since Feb 2012
1952 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:36 am to
Does he know Viagra was invented. It's like magic to old men.
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6277 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:45 am to
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The unidentified man was struggling with impotence, and had been inserting various objects into the opening of his penis during sex to stay erect.


Not worth it in my opinion. I had some issues in years past due to my cancer treatments and to do something that dumb never crossed my mind lol
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19192 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:46 am to
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Not worth it in my opinion. I had some issues in years past due to my cancer treatments and to do something that dumb never crossed my mind lol


Yeah, not worth it at all.
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25483 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:53 am to
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Impotent man's partner accidentally deploys insulation foam inside his urethra during sex


And here we all thought the lady who superglued her hair was the biggest dummy. 2022 ftw!

How long until someone applies Flexseal to their bunghole to combat frequent flatulence?
This post was edited on 1/18/22 at 8:53 am
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
18590 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 9:21 am to
This wasn’t an accident these freaks with brain damage were trying something new.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20278 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 9:26 am to
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I accidentally did the same thing once. It's more common than you might think.


If I only had a dollar for everytime my partner accidentally sprayed expanding foam in my urethra.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80187 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 9:30 am to
He’s definitely going to be erect longer than four hours.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20242 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 10:02 am to
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deploys insulation foam inside his urethra during sex


Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 10:05 am to
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The unidentified man was struggling with impotence, and had been inserting various objects into the opening of his penis during sex to stay erect.



What kind of queer claims to be gay and then can't even get it up with another dude?
This post was edited on 1/18/22 at 10:06 am
Posted by Cajun Tifoso
Lafayette, LA
Member since Sep 2010
2559 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 10:17 am to
I understand that NASA spends a lot of money tracking asteroids, but they may want to spend some money researching how to ATTRACT one to Earth!
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19503 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 10:26 am to

I got some of that Great Stuff foam on my jacket in early 2006. It’s still there. That shite does not go away.
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38405 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 10:35 am to
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man was struggling with impotence

Bruh...just get some Viagra.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15041 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 10:49 am to
What a couple of dumb asses. I can't imagine how much that had to hurt when that foam started expanding inside his urethra.

And that was no accident. Had to be one for the story book in the ER when they showed up and explained what happened.

I love how these sex driven mishaps are always accidents.

"You see, I was walking through the house naked and I slipped and fell and landed on this wine bottle that is now firmly planted in my arse".
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18855 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 11:51 am to
Don't buy sex toys / birth control from Phil Swift.

Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53717 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 12:00 pm to
Is that show "Sex Sent Me to the ER" still going?
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