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re: Impotent man's partner accidentally deploys insulation foam inside his urethra during sex

Posted on 1/18/22 at 12:21 pm to
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66897 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 12:21 pm to
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new opening cut between his scrotum and his anus to urinate


damn! may as well transition all the way now.


The upside is he can probably snag a couple dozen gold medals in women’s sports.
Posted by Wiseguy
Member since Mar 2020
3379 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 2:15 pm to
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And here we all thought the lady who superglued her hair was the biggest dummy. 2022 ftw! How long until someone applies Flexseal to their bunghole to combat frequent flatulence?


I think just a general rule of thumb here is don’t use household chemicals and building products in place of cosmetics or medical intervention. Seems pretty simple to me.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4069 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 3:14 pm to
And I thought getting polyurethane on my hands was bad.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 3:25 pm to
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Medics who treated him said he will only qualify for reconstructive surgery if he passes a psychiatric evaluation.


I don't think doctors should really be allowed to take this stance. Do your fricking job.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65538 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 3:36 pm to
Folks, Hammertime is suffering.

Be nice.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77942 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 3:37 pm to
THAT IS NOT MY FETISH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34452 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 6:55 pm to
Jesus.
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