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re: I’m stoned, drunk and single

Posted on 10/25/20 at 8:25 am to
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
7034 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 8:25 am to
Do you have money? Bitches love money.
Posted by elcid
Band Camp
Member since Mar 2007
3036 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 8:30 am to
OP in 6 months with sex robot


Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Member since Sep 2012
25244 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 8:35 am to
Convert that 600 dollar a week bourbon thing to cocaine. You can become a creepy older guy with cocaine. People will hate you, but you will get some chicks. I think this is your best option for younger women.

Women your age...just lose some weight and hit a dating site.
This post was edited on 10/25/20 at 8:35 am
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
31175 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 8:40 am to
Dude.
Don’t give up.


I just moved to Houston, and 45 years old. In the last 3 weeks, I’ve gone on dates with hot South African, an ok looking Egyptian, and a smoking hot Latino (that I think is likely crazy but I’ll find out more soon). Life is good.

Just keep trying, they’re out there, and if you’re in Louisiana, start packing boxes.
This post was edited on 10/25/20 at 8:41 am
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
11995 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 8:48 am to
Dear farmers only,
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
38277 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 9:01 am to
quote:

How do you meet ladies at this age?


Go to the dialysis clinic?
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14026 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 9:05 am to
quote:

I’m just joshing you. Plenty of cougars out there


A cougar for a 50 year old would be at least 70. You suggesting he should go to a nursing home to pick up chicks?
Posted by AGreySlate
South Carolina
Member since Jun 2018
859 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 9:06 am to
quote:

I just moved to Houston, and 45 years old. In the last 3 weeks, I’ve gone on dates with hot South African, an ok looking Egyptian, and a smoking hot Latino (that I think is likely crazy but I’ll find out more soon).

Are you on seekingcitizenship.com?
Posted by Bristol Dawg
God's Country
Member since Jul 2016
2934 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 9:59 am to
Stop doing drugs, keep a job and pick up a single mid 30’s gal.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8714 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 10:04 am to
Can’t strike out if you don’t step up to the plate baw.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 10:06 am to
Just sit back in your recliner, keep chugging bourbon and wait to die

No women for you
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
46168 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 10:07 am to
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At nearly 50 years old, what are my options How do you meet ladies at this age?

I’m really not looking for recommendations on bars to check out, It’s no really my thing.


got to a foreign country and bring back an 18 year old.
Posted by WhiskeyPlease
Member since Sep 2018
1959 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 10:09 am to
Money
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
43466 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 10:21 am to
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This would 100% work. Just be prepared to inherit a few kids and have another one on the way within a month.


Before 9 a.m.?
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
75126 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 10:22 am to
Lose weight, get less (or better yet not at all) stoned and talk to women.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
10259 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 10:45 am to
Do you have friends who know women who might want to meet a self pitying man who describes himself as stoned and drunk?

Would you want a woman who described herself in a similar fashion?

Stoned and drunk won't even get you a walk on in a remake of Animal House.
Posted by El Segundo Guy
SE OK
Member since Aug 2014
10913 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 11:43 am to
I was 38 and divorced 7 years ago.

Money helps. You don't have to be rich, but have your shite together. If you have kis, be a good father.

Have fun and don't be desperate. Within 30 days I had more women than I had time for.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
31175 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 12:00 pm to
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Are you on seekingcitizenship.com?


You would think so. But I’m trying to avoid American women. Too demanding and expect too much stupid shite. Plus, most seem liberal as hell.

If they mention politics or Agnostic in their profile, instant nope.
This post was edited on 10/25/20 at 1:25 pm
Posted by PetroBabich
Donetsk Oblast
Member since Apr 2017
4931 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

Have fun and don't be desperate. Within 30 days I had more women than I had time for.


Were you dating older women, younger, or same age?
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