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re: “I'm 56 and will only date men in their 20s - older lovers can't keep up in the bedroom“

Posted on 1/23/24 at 11:11 pm to
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9653 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 11:11 pm to
pretty good looking, but I don't really care for the attitude. Takes her from a 7 to a 1.
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
927 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 11:29 pm to
quote:

'To them, my older skin is exotic. They love my cellulite and the fact that my boobs aren't perky.

'It's a paradise for them to explore an aged body.'







No.
Posted by UnoMe
Here
Member since Dec 2007
5586 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 11:38 pm to
Oh lord.. I'd be in HR office on Monday morning if she worked with in my office and wore picture 4 outfit... I know damn well my dumbass is sending that zipper south>
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
17201 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 11:54 pm to
Can she cook or not? Let's get down to some real questions.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11311 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 12:17 am to


Flapjacks, nasty cat tattoo near her dried up cooch and cellulite containers for legs- No Thanks.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
17085 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 12:25 am to
quote:

'To them, my older skin is exotic. They love my cellulite and the fact that my boobs aren't perky.


This lady is a professional boner destroyer

She is literally the cause of erectile dysfunction
Posted by BaconGrease
Memphis Tenn
Member since Jun 2013
760 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 12:30 am to
quote:

Old men have bad backs, erectile dysfunction, bad attitudes and lots of baggage.

'In the bedroom, it's just the same thing over and over again - the same one position.

'Sex was either non-existent or a chore. There was no spontaneity or desire.



I'm 50 and I literally can't relate to this foolishness. Sorry you can't attract a middle age alpha. Maybe the issue is you?
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72977 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 1:29 am to
Only dudes in their 20’s could tolerate that bitch. I’m 56 and am sure I would end up strangling her in her sleep.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28212 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 4:00 am to
She never met me.






And she ain't gonna...




Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28212 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 4:02 am to
quote:

explore an aged body.'


Better have a map, and do it early, before Matlock comes on...
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17098 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 4:38 am to
quote:

Prostitution should be legal.



it is in germany
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9167 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 4:52 am to
quote:

Narcissistic skank


Raging narcissist. The truth is that she can't have a stable age appropriate relationship with someone successful in life so she is lashing out at who she really wanted to be with and got rejected.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260947 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 4:56 am to
She looks kinda downsy
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
9512 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 5:43 am to
quote:

To them, my older skin is exotic.


That’s one way of putting it.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23519 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 6:03 am to
Model for the "before" pic in the cellulite cream ads
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80923 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 6:06 am to
I'd smash just to be smothered in the tits. But not for long, because that's the epitome of crazy eyes
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62825 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 6:07 am to
For 56, not bad at all.
For lifestyle, all bad.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124381 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 6:19 am to
quote:

Better have a map, and do it early, before Matlock comes on...




The varicose veins are like highways
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260947 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 6:20 am to
Her attraction isnt younger men, its attention.

Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30406 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 6:27 am to
quote:

A 56-year-old model


She's an attractive 56 year old but they throw the word model around an awful lot these days.

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