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re: “I'm 56 and will only date men in their 20s - older lovers can't keep up in the bedroom“

Posted on 1/24/24 at 11:44 am to
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 1/24/24 at 11:44 am to
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By looking at those legs, Im sure she lays on her back better than women half her age


Put this post in the history books
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 1/24/24 at 11:46 am to
oof
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49478 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 11:47 am to
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She is sexy as hell for 56.


I've banged way better 56 year olds.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18876 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 11:50 am to
They also enjoy her googly eyes.

This broad.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18876 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 11:52 am to
that guess occurred to me 2 seconds after opening this thread
Posted by bulletprooftiger
Member since Aug 2006
2047 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 11:54 am to
So this is one of those double standard things where non-white men are celebrated for doing the exact same thing a white man would be criticized for doing.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90728 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 12:33 pm to
A lot of this is due to men over 40 having low T due to poor diet/lack of physical activity
Posted by alphaandomega
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Member since Aug 2012
13598 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 12:38 pm to
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Can she cook or not? Let's get down to some real questions.



How many acres of hunting land does she own?




j/k...

Posted by Liberator
Ephesians 6:10-16
Member since Jul 2020
8553 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 12:45 pm to
Curious that the usual very un-fussy, perpetual IWHI OT group as a consensus would diss this 56 year old whirlwind wildcat maneater...

BUT...

Only 0.01% would actually ever turn it down in person.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
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Member since Jan 2023
7169 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 12:58 pm to
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I'm 51 and I would knock it out of the park. Just give me an hour to get ready.




I am 58 and my shite works like it always has...need more time between rounds for certain. I'd hit it in a minute. I am not the biggest fan of huge tits but it hasn't ever stopped me in the past.

Apparently she has a point though...almost all marketing aimed at men is either beer, pickup trucks or something to make their limp dick work like it ought to. They ain't spending all that ad money hoping the 1 in 10,000 men who experience a drop off in drive after about 40 and certainly by 50 buy their product...they are MASS communicating. Apparently there are an awful lot of men with some form of sexual misfiring problem judging from the inordinate amount of commercials and ads on programming aimed at men. Unless those 23 year olds have something wrong with them they can recover faster than probably 99.9% of men over 50 and if she is a horny old broad why wouldn't she want younger men? They are malleable, they will simp more readily because they are still driven by their dicks in a way a 50 year old man ain't and she can get them to jump through hoops.
Posted by terriblegreen
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Member since Aug 2011
9660 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 1:00 pm to
I only read two pages but nobody commented that she's a porn star. She's all over reddit and only fans. This is more than likely a publicity stunt.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
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Member since Jan 2023
7169 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 1:19 pm to
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Old men have bad backs, erectile dysfunction, bad attitudes and lots of baggage.

'In the bedroom, it's just the same thing over and over again - the same one position.

'Sex was either non-existent or a chore. There was no spontaneity or desire.


I'm 50 and I literally can't relate to this foolishness. Sorry you can't attract a middle age alpha. Maybe the issue is you?



This woman is not married apparently. Any man her age who is fricking women her age who is not his wife is probably everything she claims they are....if they weren't they'd be fricking younger women than her. They are no longer capable of fricking younger hotter women so they frick women their age. Marriage of course is a different story...I am talking about sport fricking. She is good looking, I'd hit it, but if I'm going to take a chance on losing my marriage I am going to hold out for a hotter than frick 30 year old, not a woman my wife's age who looks about the same who I do not have a 35 year relationship with. Any many her age who would frick her no doubt is a troll as she describes, if they weren't theyre fricking 25 year olds just like she is.

The same things she rightfully says about 50+ year old men holds true for 50+ year old post menopausal women. They have bad backs, they need a clam knife to get a pap smear and some of that nasty tasting jelly from Kentucky to wedge a pinky finger up their cooter and all they are willing to do is frick - they ain't interested in piggy sex anymore than most 50+ year old men are. She may well be an outlier but it sounds like she wasn't able to entice men her age to go the extra mile, probably because she wasn't either.
Posted by dgnx6
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Member since Feb 2006
68753 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 1:22 pm to
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only read two pages but nobody commented that she's a porn star. She's all over reddit and only fans. This is more than likely a publicity stunt.



It’s been mentioned by me and another.

Yet the posts keep coming like this is actually real.

If you search the dude, his whole library is like I fricked my friend’s mom type stuff.


Posted by AwgustaDawg
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Member since Jan 2023
7169 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 1:24 pm to
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Only dudes in their 20’s could tolerate that bitch. I’m 56 and am sure I would end up strangling her in her sleep.


Any man who is enslaved to his pecker would tolerate her long enough to get a nut. The problem she has is men her age who are still a slave to their pecker are also fricking much younger women for the same reasons she is fricking younger men. A man will never admit how much shite he would tolerate to get laid until he has reached a point in life where getting laid just ain't all that important....then women suddenly lose all control over the bastard and many of them can't stand the thought of not lording sex over on them. The men her age who are left who would tolerate her bullshite are no doubt trolls like she describes...so she finds a young bull who would rob a bank and shoot his mama for a sniff of that pussy and she pretends she is special. I get it, whatever gets her through her day, many men are in the same frame of mind and chase young pussy until they're dead.
Posted by deernaes
Member since Dec 2019
724 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 1:26 pm to
Yeah I've seen her modeling.
In Arbys ads...
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43591 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 1:28 pm to
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I've banged way better 56 year olds.


good for you. that doesn change the fact that she is hotter than most 56 year old women.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
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Member since Jan 2023
7169 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 1:29 pm to
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quote:
To them, my older skin is exotic.


That’s one way of putting it.



Hell at 23 ALL naked woman skin is exotic to most men...when I was 23 I would frick a bush if I thought there was a snake in it.

Here is another angle...she probably is well aware she is not the only person on the planet with a pussy. Most 23 year old women don't know that half the population has one and thinks theirs is special...it ain't. At 56 she knows full well what ALL men want from her and she also knows time is ticking for her so she probably is more accessible than the average 23 year old woman.
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
31308 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 1:31 pm to
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If someone has to alter their natural hormone level to increase their sexual apetite for anything other than a real medical issue then it’s probably very dangerous medically.


lol thats not why they do it. they do it to feel better, having more of a sexual appetite is just a positive side effect

and no bio identical hormones if taken where you stay in range is not dangerous medically. you probably shouldnt comment on things you obviously have no clue about.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
7169 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 1:32 pm to
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She's an attractive 56 year old but they throw the word model around an awful lot these days.




No shite, if you watch TV you would think all the supermodels of the world had been somehow killed off and all that was left were cute chunky housewifes they find at Kroger at noon on Tuesday. I feel bad for super models...all they EVER had going for them was their looks, now they don't even have that.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
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Member since Jan 2023
7169 posts
Posted on 1/24/24 at 1:34 pm to
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If it is that dry, she probably needs a jar a day of ky just to stay lubed down there to stop chaffing; otherwise it is like rubbing one out with a gritty sandpaper.


Unless she is on hormone treatment or hasn't gone through menopause (doubtful it hasn't started) the damned thing is like the Sahara desert most of the time. If she doesn't need an oyster knife to get a pap smear she is beating the odds at 56.
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