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“I'm 56 and will only date men in their 20s - older lovers can't keep up in the bedroom“

Posted on 1/23/24 at 10:20 pm
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 1/23/24 at 10:20 pm
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A 56-year-old model has revealed that she will only date men who are in their 20s - having become fed up with boring sex with older men.

Elaina St James, from Chicago, first set her eyes on nabbing younger blokes four years ago, after finding those her own age couldn't keep up with her lust for life.

Her latest toyboy is just 23 years old - making her 33 years his senior.

Taking to Instagram, the model explained why she will never date an older man again, with the controversial clip racking up 27,900 views.


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'I have had lovers in the past who were younger than me but he is the youngest so far.

'I love his boyish good looks, sweet demeanor and vitality.

'He is so positive, laid-back, has a great body and a full head of hair.

'Unlike older men, young men have great bodies, they are soft in some areas and really not in others.'

Elaina continued: 'I won't date anyone who can't legally drink alcohol in America, but I cannot imagine dating anyone over the age of 40 anymore because they become grumpy old men.


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'Old men have bad backs, erectile dysfunction, bad attitudes and lots of baggage.

'In the bedroom, it's just the same thing over and over again - the same one position.

'Sex was either non-existent or a chore. There was no spontaneity or desire.

'With younger men, the sex is amazing! They are vibrant, playful and absolutely delight in pleasuring an older woman.

'To them, my older skin is exotic. They love my cellulite and the fact that my boobs aren't perky.

'It's a paradise for them to explore an aged body.'












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Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37605 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 10:23 pm to
I mean ... I'd have trouble banging her because I wouldn't be able to figure out which way she was looking when she was on her knees looking up at me during the fluff stage.

Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63232 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 10:24 pm to
Is that a diaper or a swimsuit?
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
19837 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 10:24 pm to
By looking at those legs, Im sure she lays on her back better than women half her age
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12423 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 10:26 pm to
I hope she doesn’t have children that have to live through this. I’m not worried about how her dad feels about her life because I’m sure he was long gone.
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
2869 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 10:26 pm to
She missed leg day
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12423 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 10:26 pm to
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Is that a diaper or a swimsuit?

Depends
Posted by RTM4
Pflugerville
Member since Apr 2018
1495 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 10:27 pm to
Well good for her.

Let's see how that works out when she has to pay for everything because they work at Starbucks.

Prostitution should be legal.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9258 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 10:27 pm to
I'm fitty six and they can have her.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
19837 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 10:29 pm to
I mean, bitch can only buy so many PS5s to keep them young bucks interested

Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68063 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 10:33 pm to
Without the make up and filters I'd bet she's got granny legs and a mess of a face. She's only going to attract those soft, barely post adolescent looking soys.
Posted by PaBon
UPT 17th W/D
Member since Sep 2014
1890 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 10:39 pm to


She looks like a female napoleon dynamite
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131305 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 10:42 pm to
she should become a jr high school teacher.

Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66407 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 10:42 pm to
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 10:43 pm to

Narcissistic skank. Swiping left.
Posted by mdw1969
SEC Country
Member since Jan 2013
799 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 10:52 pm to
Is that Howie from the show Reba?
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43490 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 11:02 pm to
She is sexy as hell for 56.
Posted by tunechi
Member since Jun 2009
10170 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 11:04 pm to
So, what, no frickin ziti?
Posted by winntiger
318
Member since Jul 2004
1257 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 11:05 pm to
Ol dude has a football mustache….11 hairs on each side.
Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
10949 posts
Posted on 1/23/24 at 11:09 pm to
Dude looks like a 15yr old. This lady is a pedo. Better check for another 'Epstein' type of list out there.
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