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re: I’m 22 & stuck in the body of an 8-year-old – only creeps want to date me
Posted on 12/23/21 at 11:22 pm to stout
Posted on 12/23/21 at 11:22 pm to stout
There are the obvious questions and I didn't see them addressed. I'm assuming her bones fused as though she reached puberty. And I'm going to assume she has reached puberty and all that brings. So in my mind she is a woman; she's just a strange one.
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Posted on 12/23/21 at 11:43 pm to stout
She’s gonna be fat when older. Would not marry.
Posted on 12/23/21 at 11:43 pm to stout
Damn that really sucks for her
Posted on 12/23/21 at 11:53 pm to stout
Even if you were normal non pedo and dated her. You'd have police called on you at every hotel, restaurant and rest area you stop at.
This post was edited on 12/24/21 at 7:27 am
Posted on 12/23/21 at 11:59 pm to Napoleon
quote:No shite. How many cops are gonna believe she’s really 22 years old even if they check her ID.
You'd have police called on you at every hotel, restaurant and rest area you stop at.
Imagine the looks, words and abuse you’d get if you showed any public displays of affection.
“You fricking pedo! I ought to beat you to death! I’m calling the cops!”
Posted on 12/24/21 at 12:03 am to bhtigerfan
But most places have discounts for kids so that’d save a lot of money
Posted on 12/24/21 at 12:25 am to biglego
Serious question. What is the life expectancy for this girl? She's 22 and looks 8. Can she live well past 100?
Posted on 12/24/21 at 1:01 am to Dingeaux
She’ll be a shriveled up gray haired little kid
Posted on 12/24/21 at 1:21 am to stout
Wow. I thought this was going to be another “I identify as” type deal. Most insane medical/real life situation I have ever read. Impossible to wrap my head around what this girl’s future will comprise and look like but I hope she has the support needed to live a normal and happy life as possible 
Posted on 12/24/21 at 2:22 am to bhtigerfan
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How many cops are gonna believe she’s really 22 years old even if they check her ID.
That's what I thought when they showed her at the bar. No way a bartender is going to look at her ID and say "oh ok". Her actual ID is going to be confiscated every time she goes out
Posted on 12/24/21 at 3:23 am to stout
Man she even talks like an 8 year old. I feel bad for her, but there is no way she's going to find a normal dude who will go for that.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 3:23 am to stout
Grass on the field?
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:32 am to stout
It’s a pretty unfortunate situation but does she want to find someone or not? No regular guy wants to date a girl who looks like she’s 8 years old. If you want a regular guy then maybe get rich? I hear it works for ugly guys when they want a hot woman.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:39 am to stout
You know, I'm probably undesirable enough to date her and just overlook the 8-year-old thing. She'd have to overlook the fact that I'm 5'9" in shoes and got 117 over 115 on the Sissy Test. So she looks 8. She doesn't have kids or a Juggalo tattoo or whatever.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:40 am to Corso
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No way a bartender is going to look at her ID and say "oh ok". Her actual ID is going to be confiscated every time she goes out
In all seriousness, and I haven’t read thru the entire thread so not sure if anyone has thought of this - but if i were in her situation, I’d spend $30 at Vistprint and have literal business cards printed up saying “My name is ______ and i have a rare condition called _______ that’s makes me appear to be much younger than my chronological age.. I am in fact 22 yrs old, here is my website: _____. .. you can also Google my condition. Thank you for being respectful”.. and id just carry them with me EVERYWHERE I went…. Sorta like how Steve Martin hated giving autographs so in the 1970s and 80s had business cards made saying : “Hi, let this card serve as proof that i had a meaningful encounter with comedian Steve Martin, and i found him to be handsome and delightful”.. just cuts down on all the hassle and BS.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:40 am to stout
If this woman ever interns at the Whitehouse...
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:47 am to chryso
quote:This was my first thought.
I was thinking she could do child acting roles but not have to abide by the rules that child actors can only work 4 hour days or whatever it is. Helloooo Nickelodeon.
How many film/ TV roles for smart-alecky 8 year old girls are there? She could be the Gary Coleman of her generation and set herself up financially for life before she turned 30.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:48 am to biglego
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But most places have discounts for kids so that’d save a lot of money
No riding the Rockin Roller Coaster either.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:49 am to Oates Mustache
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How do you ever find love like that that doesn't involve a pedo? Sad
I don't think it takes a pedo to fall in love with her since she doesn't have the brain of a child. However, it will be tough for most men to get close to her. Can you imagine the outrage it would cause if she engaged in a very innocent PDA with a clearly adult man?
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:52 am to stout
She is like a dream come true for Biden and most of DC.
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