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re: If you were Leader of Europe (just play along), how would you confront ISIS?

Posted on 7/26/16 at 12:12 pm to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 12:12 pm to
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I'm sure intelligence agencies have stacks and stacks of agitators and radical clerics within their borders.




They do, but the thought process here is that it is easier to monitor them in our country than if we deported them and let them roam unmonitored in a terrorist hot bed.

Not that I agree or disagree, but that is why they don't deport all of them.

The best solution would be to arrest them all when we think they have stopped giving us enough intel to justify their freedom and shut off all of their contact with the outside world.

Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33892 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 12:16 pm to
1. Stop importing Muslims.
2. Legalize guns
3. Place Muslims under heavy surveillance
4. Get rid of political correctness and liberal ideology but forcing other Europeans to realize the truth about ISIS
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 12:20 pm to
Anybody say sit down with all the Muslims and sing kumbaya? Cause that's what I'd suggest.
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
35673 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 12:28 pm to
nuke the homeland of the next perpertrator
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17753 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 12:30 pm to
Go to war with Iran and destroy that festering cesspool of terrorism. Seriously folks, Iran's involvement in Iraq has left american blood on their hands. I cannot believe they have gotten away with it.

recolonize the middle east. They clearly cannot govern themselves and if I have to fight a gorilla war, I'd rather do it in their cities than mine.

Once colonized:

1. Remove the 1000's of wealthy princes as many of them contribute to laundering money for terrorist organizations
2. promote moderate imams and use the educational system to teach the locals that Europeans are NOT the devil
3. send all refugees back to their homelands



Allowing guns into European society may help stop/mitigate an attack but it won't prevent attacks. Terrorists will simply use more bombs to get the kill totals they desire. We should focus on preventing attacks which is why a wholesale destruction of the current middle eastern societal structure is needed. I'm not advocating genocide, just changing the way their countries work and who is in power within that region.
This post was edited on 7/26/16 at 12:34 pm
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47694 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 12:31 pm to
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that wrap the slain in sheets of bacon..


Israel started hanging buckets of hog lard in their busses and the suicide bombers stopped. Apparently they cannot get their 72 virgins and whatnot if they have pork on them.

Publicizing that you will bury all of them with bacon may slow them down a lot. They have shown a propensity for not playing the game if there is no prize.

Osama Bin Laden was dumped overboard with a three pound VA ham hammered up his arse.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24171 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 12:39 pm to
Fry a lot of bacon. Anyone that refuses to eat the bacon gets their family put on a watchlist. Stop birthright citizenship. Tighten travel between known terrorist friendly nations.
Posted by Sgt_Lincoln_Osiris
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2014
1179 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 12:42 pm to
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Take the fight to them. The final crusades.




Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
29740 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 1:01 pm to
Converting to Islam would stop it. I'd go ahead and do that.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77725 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 1:02 pm to
I would sacrifice the state of Missouri. If that got rid of ISIS, cool, if not, that's cool too.
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 1:06 pm to
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 1:09 pm to
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Converting to Islam would stop it. I'd go ahead and do that.




Finally somebody is thinking outside the box on this one. Why bother fighting this shite when we can all just switch and call it a day? We'll just call it the Sistine Mosque from now on and then we can all get back to Pokemon Go and internet porn. Good call.
Posted by LSUFanMizeWay
Picayune MS
Member since Sep 2014
6757 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 1:13 pm to
Pig Roast with Free Bar.
Posted by bigrob385series
B. Aura
Member since May 2014
2636 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 1:13 pm to
pretend to accept them....build a mosque the size of the superdome with a bullseye on the roof....then boom.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 1:14 pm to
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Israel started hanging buckets of hog lard in their busses and the suicide bombers stopped. Apparently they cannot get their 72 virgins and whatnot if they have pork on them.
Best tactic I've heard yet
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17753 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 1:15 pm to
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I would sacrifice the state of Missouri. If that got rid of ISIS, cool, if not, that's cool too


I'd be ok with this too but only bc it would also get rid of MizzouKills
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
25330 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 1:20 pm to
They either pledge alligence to the EU or (nation), and renounce sharia law or they are immediately deported.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 1:22 pm to
Go to all the ME countries and be like

This post was edited on 7/26/16 at 1:50 pm
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12555 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 1:31 pm to
I read something a while back that I thought was hilarious but possibly effective: Their end game is basically having a final battle in some place in the middle east that results in the world ending and Islam winning. Well, call them out on it. Announce it to the world that our armies will be at said location at said time to take part in this "final battle", and absolutely cave their shite in if they show.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/26/16 at 1:33 pm to
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execute any person encountered that refused to eat a bite from a B.L.T.


But what if they're not Muslim but refuse because they have Celiac Disease and you don't have gluten free bread?
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