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re: If You Were Dropped Off In The Middle Of The Most Dangerous Neighborhood In the US

Posted on 5/15/18 at 9:07 pm to
Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
7492 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 9:07 pm to
A blunt and a condom.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117487 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

I see someone has never left the comforts of his relatively crime free suburb


Man.. I was just seeing what the OT would say..

I'd rather go in neighborhoods that are considered "most dangerous" than some rural area with a bunch of white trash all spread out

I use to work with the public. In permits and building inspection for a local government. There were times when people would get pissed off at us and the few times I was actually worried.. Was when some back woods redneck trash got pissed and would threaten to come up and "take care of business". Or say shite like "I know your name, don't let me find out what you look like because if I see you in public..."..
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
31819 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

the last person someone is going to frick with is a white boy in the hood all alone because something definitely ain’t right about that.



Cops used to stop me when I'd cross the tracks for something like that.
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
3102 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 9:16 pm to
Something something racist sarcasm
Something something macho comment
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 9:16 pm to
A Child Services badge and a flashlight.

Act like you're there yo check on child support payments
Posted by Disgeaux Bob
North Carolina
Member since Sep 2016
2833 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 9:17 pm to
Only need one item… Black shoe polish.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
70920 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:24 pm to
Filthy clothes and crutches.

They don't mess with homeless invalids.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5358 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:25 pm to
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The most dangerous neighborhoods in America aren't as dangerous as scared white people believe them to be.


When I was a young buck, I owned a landscaping/lawn care business. I had 4-5 black employees that I would pick up in the am, and drop off in the evening. One of my vehicles was a white cargo van with two only 2 front seats. Normally, my guys would hop in the back and knock out on the way home. One Friday night we got back later than usual, 10-10:30 because of vehicle trouble. I drove down MLK and saw a horde gathered by the stop sign. When they saw it was just a white kid they went to hoopin’ and hollerin’ and shaking my van. A couple guys jumped on my trailer trying to steal tools and shite. I woke my guys up and told them get control of their people before I ran them over.....which they did. This was in podunk Hammond, 20 or so years ago. I can’t imagine it’s gotten any better.
Posted by bendellee
Member since Aug 2006
2429 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 11:40 pm to
A pound of weed and an ice chest full of white perch.

Not only would I get a ride home, I’d be invited back the following weekend for a fish fry.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
46031 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 12:02 am to
Give me a sack of Viagra. A man with a hard dick will go where a man with a gun won't.
Posted by Teeoff007
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
161 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 12:53 am to
Don't forget Krispy Kreme
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 4:14 am to
A Spanish dictionary and a bible
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24851 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 5:43 am to
Brown Hollywood makeup
Fried chicken bucket
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18315 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 5:56 am to
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told them get control of their people before I ran them over


is what happened in your fantasy world but in reality you were crying like a scared girl and your workers were laughing at you
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68130 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 6:10 am to
quote:

A mini-gun and a buncha ammo...

Shoot everything that moves.

/thread

quote:

Profit.

Damn straight
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23511 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 6:12 am to
quote:

drop you off in the most dangerous neighborhood in the US,


Right off of Bourbon Street ?
Posted by wrongRob
Tampa FL
Member since Oct 2017
1053 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 6:24 am to
CJ style, a jet pack and a mini-gun!
Posted by AZBadgerFan
Scottsdale, AZ
Member since May 2013
1735 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 6:26 am to


Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16277 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 6:39 am to
Working cellphone and a full cold keg of beer.

Offer free beer til the cab picks me up. Easy game.
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
79368 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 6:47 am to
Statistically speaking, white people are the safest people in black neighborhoods.
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