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re: If you have only been on 1 date with a girl and she invites you to go

Posted on 4/10/15 at 3:56 pm to
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 3:56 pm to
I'd go but I'd be packing heat and keep a watchful eye out for any shenanigans against me.

It sounds too good to be true.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 3:57 pm to
I had a chick go to Houston with me for a first date a couple of weeks back

Ended up costing me around $500 after all was said and done
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18965 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 4:13 pm to
Only go with the assumption that you very well may have to get yourself back on short notice on your own dime.

AKA willing and able to drop a grand if stuff gets weird with new girl.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5650 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 4:15 pm to
You're going to go, get a little of the secks, and be asked to carry her bag on the way back because her back hurts from all that fun last night. If you're lucky you won't get caught with a couple of kilos in "your' luggage.
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
29547 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 4:30 pm to
So she's very pretty, has a rocking body, is 25 years old, wants to fly you to the Bahamas for date #2, and makes OT Baller money ($250k+), and your question is "should you go?"

Solid troll effort getting 8 pages on a slow Friday.

And I don't even remotely believe you.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
62260 posts
Posted on 4/10/15 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

Ended up costing me around $500 after all was said and done


$500 per hour is about the going rate in these parts for a very pretty woman.
Posted by DannyB
Bagram, Afghanistan
Member since Aug 2010
6141 posts
Posted on 4/11/15 at 5:27 am to
quote:

You know how I know 90% of the posts on OT are complete bullshite? Because of THIS POST.

quote:

You might as well have started this: Dear Penthouse Forum...


You need to learn how to throw the 'D' better dude!!!

I hooked up with a well-off chick that after a one night stand begged me to move in with her.

Not same woman as above, but my wife and I have been together for 12 years and we moved in together the day after our first date.
This post was edited on 4/11/15 at 5:28 am
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
45241 posts
Posted on 4/11/15 at 6:09 am to
I would go. I would make sure I had enough cash and a credit card to get myself home if things go bad.

This will be a memory you build that will last forever. While she may be as crazy as a football bat, you are going to the Bahamas, not getting surgically joined at the hip.

Step up and enjoy.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70444 posts
Posted on 4/11/15 at 6:26 am to
Are you confortable to doo doo around each other yet? Because you'll be doing a lot of that.
Posted by PuntBamaPunt
Member since Nov 2010
10070 posts
Posted on 4/11/15 at 6:28 am to
You're going to wake up in a tub of ice with your kidney missing. How do you think she got rich?
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 4/11/15 at 7:52 am to
I did the same until her ex came and took his car back one morning. Probably best looking chick I've ever dated and lived in a 5000sqft house. After the ex incident, I had to help her find a car to buy and was out of there. She didn't even have a job and was probably going to lose everything
Posted by Monticello
Member since Jul 2010
16197 posts
Posted on 4/11/15 at 9:25 am to
She probably has this trip perfectly timed around her ovulation. Be very cautious of comments like "I'm on birth control", "my ex husband made me get my tubes tied", or "I prefer the condoms I brought."
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35273 posts
Posted on 4/11/15 at 9:29 am to
I'd go if some dude offered to pay.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72678 posts
Posted on 4/11/15 at 10:09 am to
quote:

I'd go if some dude offered to pay.
You might be onto something here. Possibly the OP doesn't know what a transvestite is?

Plenty of clues here.

-After one date she wants to spend a remote extended weekend with you?

-Did someone else back out on her?

-Was she originally going to the Bahamas alone?

None of these scenarios are good.

Her judgment is bad, she's made bad decisions before. You are another bad decision.

Impulse Control probably isn't her longest and strongest suit. If you could watch a historical highlight reel of her exploits, I'm betting it wouldn't make you want to get closer to her. There's too many other normal fishes in the sea.

Finally-The Bahamas?
She's probably trashy, frick voluntarily going to Nassau.
This post was edited on 4/11/15 at 10:10 am
Posted by meaux5
New York, NY
Member since Sep 2010
11026 posts
Posted on 4/11/15 at 10:09 am to
I don't even
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135519 posts
Posted on 4/11/15 at 10:33 am to
quote:

If you have only been on 1 date with a girl and she invites you to go
to the Bahamas with her for a weekend


Then she must have tattoos.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
38794 posts
Posted on 4/11/15 at 11:01 am to

"Yeah, I'm going to say no to this. The Bahamas is just one step up from the Redneck Riviera."


Yeah, I'm going to say no to this, also.
This post was edited on 4/11/15 at 11:03 am
Posted by Slip Screen
Magnolia, Texas
Member since Jan 2005
2174 posts
Posted on 4/11/15 at 11:13 am to
Unless you prefer men, this is a no brainier.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
21831 posts
Posted on 4/11/15 at 11:19 am to
HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET 1900 POST SINCE JAN 2014. Not sure you are a real man.
Posted by rilesrick
Member since Mar 2015
6704 posts
Posted on 4/11/15 at 11:34 am to
Turn in your man card pussy....
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