re: If You Had To Open Up Your Own Business What Kind Of Business Would You Open?

Posted by FightinTigersDammit

Louisiana North

Member since Mar 2006

46425 posts

Posted on 11/19/19 at 5:19 pm to OweO

I'd start an escort service (for all the right reasons).
Set up shop at the top of Four Seasons.

Posted by fr33manator

Baton Rouge

Member since Oct 2010

135033 posts

Posted on 11/19/19 at 5:20 pm to Slagathor

quote:
Random aside: I never understood why it was called Serenity by Jan and not Jandles. Missed opportunity IMO.

Serenititties by Jan

Posted by Slagathor

Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny

Member since Jul 2007

39015 posts

Posted on 11/19/19 at 5:21 pm to fr33manator

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Serenititties by Jan

Noho, new name up for grabs (lol grabs) if you need one!

Posted by deeprig9

Unincorporated Ozora

Member since Sep 2012

76111 posts

Posted on 11/19/19 at 5:22 pm to OweO

Rattlesnake farm.

Posted by tigerpimpbot

Chairman of the Pool Board

Member since Nov 2011

69239 posts

Posted on 11/19/19 at 5:33 pm to OweO

I would start a website where we gather and just post the nude scenes from movies on the site.

Posted by lammo

RIP LAMMO

Member since Aug 2005

9358 posts

Posted on 11/19/19 at 5:42 pm to OweO

Waste disposal

Posted by Bawcephus

Member since Jul 2018

2747 posts

Posted on 11/19/19 at 5:48 pm to OweO

A keyboard company that made one model. One that automatically capitalized every word of a question.

Wait for you to buy it.

Get your address.

Then show up with all the OT in tow.

Film the proceeding in vertical only and yell WORLD STAR!

Posted by OweO

Plaquemine, La

Member since Sep 2009

122527 posts

Posted on 11/19/19 at 5:50 pm to Slagathor

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I'd open a pillow store that only sells really tiny pillows and call it Microsoft

I'd open up a fruit company and call it Apple.

Posted by OweO

Plaquemine, La

Member since Sep 2009

122527 posts

Posted on 11/19/19 at 5:51 pm to fr33manator

fr33, I bet you are the life of every party.

Posted by OweO

Plaquemine, La

Member since Sep 2009

122527 posts

Posted on 11/19/19 at 5:53 pm to Bawcephus

quote:
A keyboard company that made one model. One that automatically capitalized every word of a question.

Wait for you to buy it.

Get your address.

Then show up with all the OT in tow.

Film the proceeding in vertical only and yell WORLD STAR!

You could probably get my address a lot easier than having to start a keyboard company.

Posted by GreatLakesTiger24

Member since May 2012

61563 posts

Posted on 11/19/19 at 5:55 pm to OweO

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Posted by ChunkyLover54

Member since Apr 2015

6670 posts

Posted on 11/19/19 at 5:57 pm to OweO

Erotic bakery

Posted by yatesdog38

in your head rent free

Member since Sep 2013

12737 posts

Posted on 11/19/19 at 5:58 pm to OweO

A multilevel marketing company that focuses on bikinis and t-shirts. Basically you would have a bunch of old dudes payin me money wearing shirts that say "I like tits". I would introduce the bikini models at the monthly membership party. The bikini would have TI on one side and TS on the other. The diamond members ($100,000) investment would then have the right to license the I love tits logo, throw their own parties that cost their members thousand bucks a month and sell the shirts if they pay me 40 percent. One of my exclusive I love TI TS models would make surprise appearances. There would also be a TI TS girls calendar for anyone just wanting a starter membership package for the exclusive one time only price of 500 dollars. For an extra 100 dollars there would be a special drawing each year and a starter member would win an exclusive all expense paid trip to my diamond club party.