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re: If You Had To Open Up Your Own Business What Kind Of Business Would You Open?

Posted on 11/19/19 at 4:40 pm to
Posted by ZappBrannigan
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Posted on 11/19/19 at 4:40 pm to
Game store with table space.

Fight Club in the basement.
Posted by NakaTrash
Texas Hill Country
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 11/19/19 at 4:40 pm to
Cajun/Southern food truck (I don’t live in LA currently BTW)
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
13051 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 4:41 pm to
Supplying hookers to oil platforms.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 4:41 pm to
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Open first legal marijuana store in Atlanta

what do you plan to do to stop the armed robberies?
Posted by Anaximander
3524 Third St New Orleans, LA
Member since Jun 2018
3412 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 4:42 pm to
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
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198020 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 4:45 pm to
ramp installation company or a subway franchise
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 4:48 pm to
I'd open a pillow store that only sells really tiny pillows and call it Microsoft
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
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198020 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 4:49 pm to
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I'd open a pillow store that only sells really tiny pillows and call it Microsoft

like kitty sized pillows?



take my money!!!
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 11/19/19 at 4:51 pm to
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like kitty sized pillows?



take my money!!!




I'm gonna use my profits to buy a kitty condo complex with a vv strict condo association
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 11/19/19 at 4:52 pm to
We would break the fingers of terrible posters who Welsh on bets and post awful threads on message boards
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
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Posted on 11/19/19 at 5:04 pm to
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We would break the fingers of terrible posters who Welsh on bets and post awful threads on message boards



We have a drinking game going and have to take a shot every time you post this. I'm starting to suspect you're in on it and you hate me and want me to die of alcohol poisoning.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135033 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 5:05 pm to
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Let's say something happened with the economy and everyone lost their job so to get the economy going, everyone who meets certain requirements gets $250k to start your own business, what are you opening?



So the economy crashes to the point that everyone loses their job, and the solution in your greasy head is to conjure up a quarter million for everyone, further devaluing the fiat currency?

It would be pure anarchy. The only things that would be worth anything would be bullets, beans and bitches.

A barter system would replace any currency.


This idea, like all your ideas, is pure, runny shite.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135033 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 5:06 pm to
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We have a drinking game going and have to take a shot every time you post this. I'm starting to suspect you're in on it and you hate me and want me to die of alcohol poisoning



Wait, because I use Welsh? That’s only because Kafka blows a fuse if I use Welch,

And I don’t like people that Welch on bets, they should have their legs broken.
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21814 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 5:09 pm to
Homeless Catapult Business
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151559 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 5:10 pm to
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What Kind Of Business Would You Open?
a non-ADA compliant one
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 5:12 pm to
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Wait, because I use Welsh? That’s only because Kafka blows a fuse if I use Welch,

And I don’t like people that Welch on bets, they should have their legs broken.


really only 10% for the Welsh thing
60% because I was ripping on you yesterday, so I can't resist messing with you again
30% because your post contained a stupid business... voice to text still exists so solve that too.

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135033 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 5:15 pm to
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60% because I was ripping on you yesterday, so I can't resist messing with you again


Thank you for that. It shook me out of the funk and redoubled my resolve.

quote:

30% because your post contained a stupid business... voice to text still exists so solve that too.


You want me to Solve voice to text? Like with typing?
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31170 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 5:15 pm to
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what do you plan to do to stop the armed robberies?


He will have to visit my gun store.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46211 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 5:16 pm to
Expand our candle business. We would actually get to focus on it full-time instead of finding time here and there to make them. Would use most of the money on marketing.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 5:17 pm to
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You want me to Solve voice to text? Like with typing?


I was assuming you were using finger-breaking as a means to stop certain posters from posting.


ETA: Noho, you sell candles?

Random aside: I never understood why it was called Serenity by Jan and not Jandles. Missed opportunity IMO.
This post was edited on 11/19/19 at 5:19 pm
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