If you had to kill a gator with your bare hands, how would you do it?

smash a gator egg

Praying it’s a little tiny baby gator.

Stick my finger up his butthole

What a bizarre question, but it definitely depends on the size of said gator

punch it the nuts

two foot long gater, easy pickings , tastes like chickin

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Assuming you were on land and were capable enough to get its mouth shut

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Bend his head back as far as possible camel clutch style and try like hell to rip and tear at it's throat.

There is a small soft spot at the base of their skull about the size of a half dollar. That’s the only off switch that I know of to get it done quickly. If you don’t hit that it’s going to be long day.

I don’t think I could kill a gator 8+ ft with my bare hands if it just laid there and let me