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re: If you had to kill a gator with your bare hands, how would you do it?
Posted on 3/14/24 at 7:20 pm to Thundercles
Posted on 3/14/24 at 7:20 pm to Thundercles
Bear hands?
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Posted on 3/14/24 at 7:23 pm to TopWaterTiger
quote:yeah good luck with that a gators jaw is way stronger than you
Pretty sure you'd have to be strong enough to do the opposite and try to pry its mouth open wide enough to break its jaw.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 7:24 pm to Thundercles
I hope to never have to try and see.
Talk about F around and find it.
Talk about F around and find it.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:02 pm to fr33manator
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Yeah, I'm sure you, a pink hairless land ape...is gonna tire out a cold blooded reptile from the dinosaur age that keeps on moving for hours after you cut its head off.
Funny, but humans have way more stamina than alligators. Actually humans have more stamina than almost any animals.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:25 pm to Thundercles
I’m so sweet if one bit me they would die from diabetic coma
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:30 pm to Thundercles
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This post was edited on 3/16/24 at 6:43 pm
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:33 pm to Thundercles
Id throw Owlfan at it and run away
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:37 pm to Thundercles
If I could manage to mount his back in shallow water, wrap my hands around the snout and drown it. Not sure how long that would take.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:39 pm to Thundercles
Pick up a gun with my bare hands and shoot it. Bare-handed.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 9:22 pm to TopWaterTiger
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Pretty sure you'd have to be strong enough to do the opposite and try to pry its mouth open wide enough to break its jaw.
Gator bite force is several orders of magnitude stronger than even the strongest human. No chance you could keep its mouth open. It has markedly weaker opening muscles which is why you can hold it shut relatively easy.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 9:24 pm to Thundercles
Try to hold it with one hand and hit the shite out the top of its head
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