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re: If you had to kill a gator with your bare hands, how would you do it?
Posted on 3/14/24 at 3:42 pm to Thundercles
Posted on 3/14/24 at 3:42 pm to Thundercles
While wearing chain male and an O² tank.
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Posted on 3/14/24 at 3:43 pm to Thundercles
Just put him in jail and let him kill himself.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 3:44 pm to LRB1967
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Is it even possible to kill a gator with your bare hands?
That's what I'm wondering. If one of you had to go, and you managed to get it wrestled and its mouth shut, how do you kill it?
Can't penetrate its skin easily to make it bleed out
Can't choke it to death
Can't break its back
Posted on 3/14/24 at 3:46 pm to Thundercles
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Grab a gator by his toe
If he bites me let him go
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Grab a gator by his toe
If he bites me let him go
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Posted on 3/14/24 at 3:47 pm to Thundercles
I don't have bare hands. I have bear hands. Wouldn't be a problem.
Seriously though, that'd be a tough one. A (dumbass) baw in the camp next to us tried to club one with a 4x4 and it didn't even phase it.
Seriously though, that'd be a tough one. A (dumbass) baw in the camp next to us tried to club one with a 4x4 and it didn't even phase it.
This post was edited on 3/14/24 at 3:50 pm
Posted on 3/14/24 at 3:48 pm to Thundercles
Swing it around my head like a helicopter
Posted on 3/14/24 at 3:49 pm to Thundercles
quote:
If you had to kill a gator with your bare hands, how would you do it?
With my bare hands, if those are the rules.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 3:49 pm to yellowfin
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I don’t think I could kill a gator 8+ ft with my bare hands if it just laid there and let me
That's what I was thinking. Some animals you could at least bite chunks of flesh out if you had it restrained. Gator? I don't think a bare handed human can hurt it outside of poking eyes out, and even that wouldn't kill it.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 3:49 pm to Thundercles
I think if i could kick him in the abdomen enough, he'd eventually die from internal injuries.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 3:50 pm to fr33manator
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Yeah, I'm sure you, a pink hairless land ape...is gonna tire out a cold blooded reptile from the dinosaur age that keeps on moving for hours after you cut its head off.
Why we gotta bring skin tone into this, bro?
Posted on 3/14/24 at 3:50 pm to Thundercles
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Assuming you were on land and were capable enough to get its mouth shut,
Well, I’m not. Can I just run like hell instead?
Posted on 3/14/24 at 3:51 pm to Thundercles
Posted on 3/14/24 at 3:51 pm to Thundercles
don't they go catatonic if flipped on their back?
if so, do that, then use it's claw to rip at its throat as much as possible
if so, do that, then use it's claw to rip at its throat as much as possible
Posted on 3/14/24 at 3:52 pm to Thundercles
Posted on 3/14/24 at 3:52 pm to Thundercles
Make it hit itself, Ace Ventura style.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 3:53 pm to Pierre
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Swing it around my head like a helicopter
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Pierre
checks out
Posted on 3/14/24 at 4:00 pm to Thundercles
What most people don't know about gators is this: if you can get the gator in position where you can put its tail in its own mouth, it will chew itself to death and only the mouth will remain.
Thats why you see so many preserved gator heads at vacation stops.
Thats why you see so many preserved gator heads at vacation stops.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 4:03 pm to Thundercles
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Is it even possible to kill a gator with your bare hands?
That's what I'm wondering. If one of you had to go, and you managed to get it wrestled and its mouth shut, how do you kill it?
Pretty sure you'd have to be strong enough to do the opposite and try to pry its mouth open wide enough to break its jaw.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 4:05 pm to Thundercles
Drop an elbow on that motherfricker.
Like Happy did to that gator that took Chubb’s hand.
Like Happy did to that gator that took Chubb’s hand.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 4:06 pm to Thundercles
First, I’d make a roux…
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