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If you had a lawn service business, what would your business name be?

Posted on 9/3/21 at 6:58 am
Posted by selfgen
youngsville
Member since Aug 2006
1042 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 6:58 am
“Ground Control “ would be mine.

“Ground Control- by Major Tom” in fact.

I would blast “Space Oddity” out of some speakers from my trailer while I’m working.

Feel free to share your choice for a name.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119244 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 7:01 am to
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4139 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 7:02 am to
Cuttin Grass & Plowin arse, LLC
This post was edited on 9/3/21 at 7:11 am
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5575 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 7:05 am to
There is one I see all the time

Steven's wack n sack
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 7:05 am to
We Da Beth Mowins in Town!




Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5525 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 7:05 am to
The Lawn Ranger
Posted by Bluegrassbengal
Louisville, Kentucky
Member since Sep 2007
95 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 7:07 am to
Lawn Munchers
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27430 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 7:11 am to
Eff yo' Weeds


I'm pretty sure mine would be something boring like:

Perfectly Adequate Lawn Services... Let us be your P.A.L.S.
Posted by Shepherd88
Member since Dec 2013
4590 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 7:11 am to
Sheepdog lawn and fitness (free tanning!)
Posted by YMCA
It's Fun to Stay
Member since May 2011
3934 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 7:14 am to
-The Sodfather

-Up Your Grass

-3 Stooges Lawn Care- Mow, Blow and Hoe

-Grass or arse

Your slogan can be, “ You give up the arse bc we took care of the grass!”
This post was edited on 9/3/21 at 9:47 am
Posted by elcid
Band Camp
Member since Mar 2007
3036 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 7:21 am to
Baw Baws
"Kicking Grass since 1999"


Posted by Polar Pop
Member since Feb 2012
10749 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 7:26 am to
Beast Mowed
Posted by tap011
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2013
771 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 7:36 am to
There’s one local to me named “Deez Cutz”
Posted by DJNOS1978
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
773 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 7:38 am to
"Bush whackers"
We trim the bush to make the tree look bigger.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6585 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 7:55 am to
Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49443 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 7:58 am to
Blade Runner LLC
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Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 8:06 am to
Bush Man for Hire
1-800-MOW-BUSH
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49443 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 8:13 am to
Abominable Mowman
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49443 posts
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Posted by sumtimeitbeslikedat
Vidalia, La
Member since Nov 2013
4425 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 8:32 am to
“Great Trim”

Slogan:
“The best trim you’ll ever have!”

Then, I would hire a couple of prior Hooters girls and teach’em how to cut grass. Official uniform will be a 2-piece string bikini, ball cap, and gloves.

Then sit back and watch the money flow!!!
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