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re: If you don’t own property, don’t have an heir, can’t bench 225+ and aren’t 6ft+

Posted on 7/15/25 at 8:30 pm to
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
20704 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 8:30 pm to
quote:

6'3'/240
own a home.
have a son.
Don't bench 225 though.

I'm 6'0 @ 210
I have 3 sons
I own a home on a few acres.
225 was just a pipe dream.
quote:

Oh well, 3 out of 4 ain't bad.
I totally agree.

If That eliminates me from the Alpha list then frick it.
I can live with that.
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
42893 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 8:33 pm to
Hi skreech!
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
41109 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 8:35 pm to
quote:

smoke a shite ton of sativa in my outfitted workshop



Are you contractually obligated to mention this in 85% of the posts you make? You're as bad as fallguy talking about his paid off F150 he doesn't want to replace.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
51949 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 8:40 pm to
El segundo guy seems like one of those old money hipsters that pretend they didn’t have any help in life
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
20704 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

Hi skreech!
I can live with that too.
Posted by NOFOX
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2014
10128 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

No heir (daughter, not son)


You do realize primogeniture went out of fashion some time ago? Daughters have been legally entitled to inherit from intestate parents since the 1800’s.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39656 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 9:39 pm to
Those 2 aren't similar at all.
Posted by MSUDawg98
Bear the F Down
Member since Jan 2018
13901 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 9:46 pm to
Own homes in multiple states, have two heirs, 6'3", and could easily bench 225 before losing a vertebrae and a couple of discs in my late 20s. Hell, throw in owning good hunting land too.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80919 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 9:52 pm to
What if you don't own property but do own stonks?
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10734 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 10:24 pm to
One day you’ll be rotting or ashes.
Posted by biscuitsngravy
Tejas, north America
Member since Jan 2011
3892 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 10:40 pm to
Checking in.... Easily.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19239 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 10:53 pm to
What if I own multiple properties but cannot bench 225+? I check all the boxes but the benching weight.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40491 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 11:27 pm to
This post was edited on 7/15/25 at 11:28 pm
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
143844 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 11:45 pm to
Discussing wealth is something only the poor and new money people do.
Posted by Ihatethiscity
Garden District
Member since May 2022
299 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 6:23 am to
what does boot leather taste like?
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
20704 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 7:46 am to
quote:

Discussing wealth is something only the poor and new money people do.
Your point being????
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
24572 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 9:53 am to
quote:

Own homes in multiple states, have two heirs, 6'3", and could easily bench 225 before losing a vertebrae and a couple of discs in my late 20s. Hell, throw in owning good hunting land too.


Good morning my fellow alpha

Don’t mind all the betas downvoting you. They hate us cause they aint us.
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
24572 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:04 am to
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5'6" and balding. Can bench 225x10 own property and have heir(s).


I’ll allow it based on your reps. Welcome King
Posted by LSUPilot07
Member since Feb 2022
8619 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:04 am to
If you have to write this chances are you don’t have any of those and probably eat pop tarts in your mom’s basement. Those that have these things don’t see the need to make such a stupid post. I say you're 5’5” 230, no kids or even a girlfriend and damn sure don’t own property. I’d guess your job at Dollar General pays you $10/hr but you're hoping for a pay raise to $10.25 in 6 months if you're a good boy.
Posted by Gus007
TN
Member since Jul 2018
14722 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:06 am to
If i'm 6'3", soon (two weeks) ,83 years old and can still jump rope, do I get a pass on bench Press
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