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re: If you don’t own property, don’t have an heir, can’t bench 225+ and aren’t 6ft+

Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:55 pm to
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
20733 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:55 pm to
I only own property

Lots of properties

I’m doing ok
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
18972 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:56 pm to

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72563 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:57 pm to
Man, he was at 3 Upvotes and 28 Downvotes

I can’t mess with 3-28

Posted by El Segundo Guy
1-866-DHS-2-ICE
Member since Aug 2014
11313 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:12 pm to
I have all of those things.

But they dont mean a hill of beans.

The thing I cherish more than anything is freedom. I have full freedom--I dont owe a bank or a person a penny, I dont owe anyone my time and I'm not a member of any club or organization.

That freedom allows me to fish 150 days a year and smoke a shite ton of sativa in my outfitted workshop and tinker around building anything from a bed to a box. And I can spend the time and effort to make my own shellac and finish projects the way I want to instead of just slapping on polyurethane or lacquer like a heathen.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29409 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

If you don’t own property, don’t have an heir, can’t bench 225+ and aren’t 6ft+


What if I fractured a few vertebrae and am NOW under 6ft?

I would add deadlift.

If you can't pull 400 off the floor, no straps, you're either feeble and old... Or a woman.
Posted by The Scofflaw
Metairie, LA
Member since Sep 2014
1895 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:20 pm to
-6 ft
-6 inches
-6 figures

Thems the rules baw.
Posted by GeauxTigers123
Member since Feb 2007
3052 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

6'0 and 1/2 inch 240 with 14% bodyfat


That’s like jacked
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8233 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:20 pm to
Own 4 acres
No kids
Can bench 285
5' 10"

But have long flowing locks of curly black hair and can look down and see my dick and feet.

Better than 90% of the males that post here.
Posted by Ramblin American
In the middle of the Carolinas
Member since Jun 2025
167 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

As someone that checks all those boxes, would you mind telling my wife this?
Afraid of wife negates all checked boxes.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59044 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:26 pm to
Can multiple properties be substituted for being short and weak? Asking for myself.
Posted by METAL
Member since Nov 2020
1539 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:31 pm to
lol
1 property guy can bench 225. That’s cute.
Posted by Ramblin American
In the middle of the Carolinas
Member since Jun 2025
167 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

-6 ft
-6 inches
-6 figures

Thems the rules baw.
six figures ain't sheeit nowadays, but I suppose in Louisiana and Mississippi, that'd be some mighty fine livin'.
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
13942 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:33 pm to
By own property… are you excluding owners with a mortgage?

Technically they’re not “owner’s” in the true sense of the word.


I’ll have to exclude myself on the basis I have a mortgage.
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
4926 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:36 pm to
Yeah, me too. And no heir, or hair. But I can bench 225 17 times...
Posted by Cryin Kelly
Member since Dec 2023
323 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

6'0 and 1/2 inch


5'10
Posted by LSUbacchus81
Hendersonville, TN
Member since Aug 2007
5424 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:41 pm to
Oh f off
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32581 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:42 pm to
Are those your rules for what you’re looking for in another man?
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
5630 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:45 pm to
If you have to create a custom list to include you as an Alpha then you're not an Alpha
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
99895 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 2:05 pm to
I have 3 of 4. Working on the heir part
Posted by Motownsix
Boise
Member since Oct 2022
3059 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

None of us own property. We lease it from the state. Disagree? Stop paying your annual property tax and see how much you “own” it when the men with guns show up.


Dumbest thing I read on the internet today.
Winner!
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