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re: If you don’t own property, don’t have an heir, can’t bench 225+ and aren’t 6ft+
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:55 pm to Burt Reynolds
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:55 pm to Burt Reynolds
I only own property
Lots of properties
I’m doing ok
Lots of properties
I’m doing ok
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:57 pm to Burt Reynolds
Man, he was at 3 Upvotes and 28 Downvotes
I can’t mess with 3-28

I can’t mess with 3-28

Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:12 pm to Burt Reynolds
I have all of those things.
But they dont mean a hill of beans.
The thing I cherish more than anything is freedom. I have full freedom--I dont owe a bank or a person a penny, I dont owe anyone my time and I'm not a member of any club or organization.
That freedom allows me to fish 150 days a year and smoke a shite ton of sativa in my outfitted workshop and tinker around building anything from a bed to a box. And I can spend the time and effort to make my own shellac and finish projects the way I want to instead of just slapping on polyurethane or lacquer like a heathen.
But they dont mean a hill of beans.
The thing I cherish more than anything is freedom. I have full freedom--I dont owe a bank or a person a penny, I dont owe anyone my time and I'm not a member of any club or organization.
That freedom allows me to fish 150 days a year and smoke a shite ton of sativa in my outfitted workshop and tinker around building anything from a bed to a box. And I can spend the time and effort to make my own shellac and finish projects the way I want to instead of just slapping on polyurethane or lacquer like a heathen.
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:17 pm to Burt Reynolds
quote:
If you don’t own property, don’t have an heir, can’t bench 225+ and aren’t 6ft+
What if I fractured a few vertebrae and am NOW under 6ft?
I would add deadlift.
If you can't pull 400 off the floor, no straps, you're either feeble and old... Or a woman.
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:20 pm to Burt Reynolds
-6 ft
-6 inches
-6 figures
Thems the rules baw.
-6 inches
-6 figures
Thems the rules baw.
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:20 pm to WaydownSouth
quote:
6'0 and 1/2 inch 240 with 14% bodyfat
That’s like jacked
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:20 pm to Burt Reynolds
Own 4 acres
No kids
Can bench 285
5' 10"
But have long flowing locks of curly black hair and can look down and see my dick and feet.
Better than 90% of the males that post here.
No kids
Can bench 285
5' 10"
But have long flowing locks of curly black hair and can look down and see my dick and feet.
Better than 90% of the males that post here.
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:20 pm to Salmon
quote:Afraid of wife negates all checked boxes.
As someone that checks all those boxes, would you mind telling my wife this?
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:26 pm to Burt Reynolds
Can multiple properties be substituted for being short and weak? Asking for myself.
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:31 pm to Burt Reynolds
lol
1 property guy can bench 225. That’s cute.
1 property guy can bench 225. That’s cute.
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:32 pm to The Scofflaw
quote:six figures ain't sheeit nowadays, but I suppose in Louisiana and Mississippi, that'd be some mighty fine livin'.
-6 ft
-6 inches
-6 figures
Thems the rules baw.
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:33 pm to Burt Reynolds
By own property… are you excluding owners with a mortgage?
Technically they’re not “owner’s” in the true sense of the word.
I’ll have to exclude myself on the basis I have a mortgage.
Technically they’re not “owner’s” in the true sense of the word.
I’ll have to exclude myself on the basis I have a mortgage.
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:36 pm to SmackoverHawg
Yeah, me too. And no heir, or hair. But I can bench 225 17 times...
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:36 pm to WaydownSouth
quote:
6'0 and 1/2 inch
5'10
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:42 pm to Burt Reynolds
Are those your rules for what you’re looking for in another man?
Posted on 7/15/25 at 1:45 pm to Burt Reynolds
If you have to create a custom list to include you as an Alpha then you're not an Alpha
Posted on 7/15/25 at 2:05 pm to Burt Reynolds
I have 3 of 4. Working on the heir part
Posted on 7/15/25 at 2:13 pm to jbgleason
quote:
None of us own property. We lease it from the state. Disagree? Stop paying your annual property tax and see how much you “own” it when the men with guns show up.
Dumbest thing I read on the internet today.
Winner!
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