Cryin Kelly

re: Jeff Landry states that made-up gender pronouns do not exist in Louisiana

Posted by Cryin Kelly on 7/17/25 at 10:01 am to JumpingTheShark

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Pronoun shite has been top of mind for me lately because I was reading some article where a single person was referred to as they and the basic English I learned prevented me from fully grasping the article at first. I thought the article was about multiple people. Apart from the absurdity of having to memorize random people’s pronouns, let alone that they will mix them (she/they for one person) it just defies elementary education.

I don't like the pronoun shite, but if you can't understand the singular use of they, you are retarded. The singular they has been used in English forever.

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re: over/under 14 players hitting bombs

Posted by Cryin Kelly on 7/16/25 at 1:56 pm to AlecRock23

Better questions would be how many guys hit 10 more more. How many hit one is pretty random and pointless at this point in the offseason

re: Politico: 3 Scenarios That Explain the Epstein Debacle

Posted by Cryin Kelly on 7/16/25 at 12:02 pm to Clyde Tipton

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The Biden administration's DOJ and FBI have destroyed all relevant data, and littered the file with a lot of false or irrelevant data.

Trump would love to say this... He is not saying this. He is saying there is nothing there, get over it.

Politico: 3 Scenarios That Explain the Epstein Debacle

Posted by Cryin Kelly on 7/16/25 at 11:54 am

I know many will take issue with the source but this article sums up the problem for Trump pretty well in my opinion. We are down to 3 pretty bad options for what's happening

Here's the TLDR 3 options for those who don't want to read the article

quote:
The first possibility is that the most senior officials in the Trump administration — including President Donald Trump, Vice President JD Vance, Attorney General Pam Bondi and FBI Director Kash Patel — exploited a terrible child sex trafficking tragedy for their personal political and financial gain. Some of these officials, perhaps all of them, knew that there was no elaborate government conspiracy or cover-up surrounding Epstein’s crimes or his death, but they intentionally misled millions of Americans for years to make money, get Trump back in the White House or both. And now that they’re in office, they’re dealing with the mess they made.

A second possibility is that the Justice Department’s review of the evidence in the Epstein case turned up references to Trump — on something akin to a “client list” or otherwise — and that the government is now engaged in a cover-up to protect the president. This cannot be ruled out given Trump’s social history with Epstein prior to Epstein’s arrest; Trump has previously been referenced in public documents released in court cases surrounding Epstein, though Trump has not been accused of any wrongdoing in the matter. Also potentially notable is Trump’s hyper-defensive attempt to turn the page at a Cabinet meeting last week by claiming that the public needed to ignore the conspiracy theories and move on — a striking position for a man who is famous for his own conspiracy theories and never moving on from things.

Still a third possibility is that the administration has been telling the truth from the start — that officials believed the conspiracy theories they had fueled and are only now discovering there is no Epstein “client list” and no evidence that Epstein blackmailed anyone. In this scenario, Trump and everyone else were all just as surprised by these revelations as many of Trump’s supporters are, and now they’re struggling with the fallout.

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re: Would you rather be 100 pounds heavier or 8 inches shorter than you are now?

Posted by Cryin Kelly on 7/15/25 at 1:51 pm to castorinho

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Yeah title is fine but OP is dumb. Pretty much makes this not interesting at all.

You are definitely under 6 feet

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Would you rather be 100 pounds heavier or 8 inches shorter than you are now?

Posted by Cryin Kelly on 7/15/25 at 1:43 pm

WWYR

EDIT: In deference to the masses, new rules. You can't lose the weight. You are permanently 100 pounds heavier or 8 inches shorter.

I still take the 100 pounds. Don't want to be down there with you shorties. :doublebird:

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re: If you don’t own property, don’t have an heir, can’t bench 225+ and aren’t 6ft+

Posted by Cryin Kelly on 7/15/25 at 1:36 pm to WaydownSouth

quote:
6'0 and 1/2 inch

5'10

re: If you've fallen to the point, where you're relying on Alan Dershowitz...

Posted by Cryin Kelly on 7/15/25 at 1:30 pm to RobbBobb

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How about I just go with an official AP report at the time, instead

lol so you trust AP now?

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re: If you've fallen to the point, where you're relying on Alan Dershowitz...

Posted by Cryin Kelly on 7/15/25 at 12:11 pm to soonerinlOUisiana

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and I’m sticking with my President

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re: If you've fallen to the point, where you're relying on Alan Dershowitz...

Posted by Cryin Kelly on 7/15/25 at 12:02 pm to soonerinlOUisiana

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I’ll stick with Trump

You don't have to "stick with" a politician retard. Just take issue by issue and be a free thinking free man.

Do you "stick with" mom making you dinner and doing your laundry for you too? I have no idea how some of you people function on your own in the world.

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re: Gavin Newsom on SRS

Posted by Cryin Kelly on 7/15/25 at 11:53 am to BurlesonCountyAg

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Gavin claimed people are moving to California. Is that accurate? I’m skeptical.

California as its own country would be the 5th biggest economy in the world. Of course people will always be moving there. 10s of Thousands every year.

The question is does that replace the ones leaving.

The current trend is no. More people are leaving than moving to California every year.

If you've fallen to the point, where you're relying on Alan Dershowitz...

Posted by Cryin Kelly on 7/15/25 at 11:44 am

to justify the Trump admins failure to release these documents, seek immediate medical attention.

Your fealty to Trump has degraded your brain to a point beyond recognition.

Alan Dershowitz is one of the slimiest, Clinton supporting, pedophile enabling people on this planet. AND HE is your witness that President Trump is telling the truth :lol: :lol: :lol:

Some of y'all have daddy issues. Your allegiance is to the country, not to any President.

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re: Kelly Comments on opening game

Posted by Cryin Kelly on 7/15/25 at 10:26 am to GoDeepCoach

If he had said they're going to treat it like every other game you would have said "What like the 5 you lost??"

What would be a good thing he could say to please you...

re: Cowan is BACK

Posted by Cryin Kelly on 7/14/25 at 8:37 pm to tigerskin

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Won't be letting people sit curveball next year

Changeup***

Cowan is BACK

Posted by Cryin Kelly on 7/14/25 at 8:17 pm

Huge hold for this rotation

re: Would it be really outlandash to think there all coming back?

Posted by Cryin Kelly on 7/14/25 at 4:13 pm to lsubatman1

Kade was going to come back but I heard we offered him too much NIL money so he signed his pro contract instead.

re: MLB Draft Thread (Cowan Returning)

Posted by Cryin Kelly on 7/14/25 at 3:59 pm to lsufball19

Vast majority of them aren't making a million. They are getting a one time signing bonus (taxable) and then making 20k a year.

I am not saying it's a bad place for the average 18 year old. But there is a lot of security that comes with college that these guys lose out on.

re: MLB Draft Thread (Cowan Returning)

Posted by Cryin Kelly on 7/14/25 at 3:51 pm to LSUMike1

This seems silly, but it's a big risk to go straight to the draft. Most of these guys fail, and when you do and you didn't have a degree to fall back on, you might end up a 27 year old high school graduate with a large gap in relevant work history.

If I had a son and they offer him 8 million dollars, I think you have to take it.

But, otherwise there is still a lot of security in a college degree. Even if you want to work in and around baseball, connection to a high profile program can be a big help.

I am not saying most of our HS guys drafted won't go, because trust me they're going.

But it is a risk.