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re: If you could tame any animal on the planet and have it as a pet, what would it be?

Posted on 8/5/19 at 10:00 am to
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7567 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 10:00 am to
A giraffe that I could put a saddle on and ride to work
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 10:00 am to
800lb tuna!
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29900 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 10:02 am to
Elephant is the obviously correct answer. Nobody going to mess with you on an elephant.
Posted by TigerSprings
Southeast LA
Member since Jan 2019
2416 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 10:05 am to
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Golden Eagle. Imagine that thing just following you around from 100 feet up, ready to defend. Hunting and self defense covered.


This is very doable.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76774 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 10:12 am to
Gotta be a tiger.
Posted by Cousin Key
Member since Dec 2017
995 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 10:17 am to
Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
Member since Feb 2017
8864 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 10:17 am to
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The female human


Down-vote for no pic.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42894 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 10:17 am to
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
26926 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 10:18 am to
A King Cobra..I could go for a walk ANYWHERE and nobody's going to eff with me
Posted by Inadvertent Whistle
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2015
5504 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 10:20 am to
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A King Cobra..I could go for a walk ANYWHERE and nobody's going to eff with me



Unless they have a mongoose.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 10:21 am to
The god damn king of the jungle.

Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74875 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 10:23 am to
Close to yours, an Orangutan.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 10:30 am to
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You would be responsible for feeding it, housing it, and providing it with its basic needs.



Easily a chimpanzee. Not as high maintenance as a gorilla (smaller, eats less), would be sweet to hang out with, and it could still mess somebody up if they try to mess with you.

Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Lot of y'all NGMI
Member since Apr 2015
34044 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 10:57 am to
I'd like to have a hyena
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2519 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 11:03 am to
Jaguar
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23347 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 11:12 am to
Bald Eagle, that way I could take him fishing.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30952 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 11:12 am to
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By tame, I mean 0% chance of it attacking you or anyone else


This is cheating. If you are going to have a wild creature as a pet, you should have to deal with the inherent element of danger. Personally, I always root for the animal. It's hilarious when the tiger rips off Siegfried or Roy's face, the Seaworld trainer gets eaten during a live show or some poor Indian slob gets stomped out by an elephant. When the bear hops off his unicycle and fricks you up, just know you had it coming.
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 11:15 am to
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I'd like to have a hyena


He's always good for a laugh
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 11:16 am to
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This is cheating. If you are going to have a wild creature as a pet, you should have to deal with the inherent element of danger. Personally, I always root for the animal. It's hilarious when the tiger rips off Siegfried or Roy's face, the Seaworld trainer gets eaten during a live show or some poor Indian slob gets stomped out by an elephant. When the bear hops off his unicycle and fricks you up, just know you had it coming.


we need to keep an eye on this one, baws! uh, you're not going to Walmarks today are you?
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53649 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 11:18 am to
I tamed a pit bull.

Although she tries to bite some people. She’s a little unpredictable with strangers.
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