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Posted on 8/5/19 at 10:02 am to TigerintheNO
Elephant is the obviously correct answer. Nobody going to mess with you on an elephant.
Posted on 8/5/19 at 10:05 am to ShoeBang
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Golden Eagle. Imagine that thing just following you around from 100 feet up, ready to defend. Hunting and self defense covered.
This is very doable.
Posted on 8/5/19 at 10:17 am to OysterPoBoy
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The female human
Down-vote for no pic.
Posted on 8/5/19 at 10:18 am to keks tadpole
A King Cobra..I could go for a walk ANYWHERE and nobody's going to eff with me
Posted on 8/5/19 at 10:20 am to antibarner
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A King Cobra..I could go for a walk ANYWHERE and nobody's going to eff with me
Unless they have a mongoose.
Posted on 8/5/19 at 10:21 am to toosleaux
The god damn king of the jungle.


Posted on 8/5/19 at 10:23 am to toosleaux
Close to yours, an Orangutan.
Posted on 8/5/19 at 10:30 am to toosleaux
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You would be responsible for feeding it, housing it, and providing it with its basic needs.
Easily a chimpanzee. Not as high maintenance as a gorilla (smaller, eats less), would be sweet to hang out with, and it could still mess somebody up if they try to mess with you.

Posted on 8/5/19 at 11:12 am to toosleaux
Bald Eagle, that way I could take him fishing.
Posted on 8/5/19 at 11:12 am to toosleaux
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By tame, I mean 0% chance of it attacking you or anyone else
This is cheating. If you are going to have a wild creature as a pet, you should have to deal with the inherent element of danger. Personally, I always root for the animal. It's hilarious when the tiger rips off Siegfried or Roy's face, the Seaworld trainer gets eaten during a live show or some poor Indian slob gets stomped out by an elephant. When the bear hops off his unicycle and fricks you up, just know you had it coming.
Posted on 8/5/19 at 11:15 am to Bobby OG Johnson
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I'd like to have a hyena
He's always good for a laugh
Posted on 8/5/19 at 11:16 am to Saint Alfonzo
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This is cheating. If you are going to have a wild creature as a pet, you should have to deal with the inherent element of danger. Personally, I always root for the animal. It's hilarious when the tiger rips off Siegfried or Roy's face, the Seaworld trainer gets eaten during a live show or some poor Indian slob gets stomped out by an elephant. When the bear hops off his unicycle and fricks you up, just know you had it coming.
we need to keep an eye on this one, baws! uh, you're not going to Walmarks today are you?
Posted on 8/5/19 at 11:18 am to 777Tiger
I tamed a pit bull.
Although she tries to bite some people. She’s a little unpredictable with strangers.
Although she tries to bite some people. She’s a little unpredictable with strangers.
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