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If you could tame any animal on the planet and have it as a pet, what would it be?
Posted on 8/5/19 at 9:29 am
Posted on 8/5/19 at 9:29 am
By tame, I mean 0% chance of it attacking you or anyone else, unless you ordered it to. And it would obey your commands and be totally obedient, within the limits of its intelligence. It would not try to escape whatever the boundaries of your property are. It would be a docile companion, like an expertly trained dog.
You would be responsible for feeding it, housing it, and providing it with its basic needs.
I think it would be badass to have a big silverback gorilla. His food would be fairly easy to obtain, I have a shite ton of trees on my land, and they are extremely intelligent. How cool would it be to pal around the backyard with this dude with no worry of him ripping you to pieces?
You would be responsible for feeding it, housing it, and providing it with its basic needs.
I think it would be badass to have a big silverback gorilla. His food would be fairly easy to obtain, I have a shite ton of trees on my land, and they are extremely intelligent. How cool would it be to pal around the backyard with this dude with no worry of him ripping you to pieces?
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Posted on 8/5/19 at 9:29 am to toosleaux
GDCKs are awful cute
Posted on 8/5/19 at 9:30 am to toosleaux
Big cat
Posted on 8/5/19 at 9:30 am to toosleaux
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you could tame any animal on the planet and have it as a pet, what would it be?
The Loch Ness monstah. I’ll get rich from all the tree fiddys he gets.
Posted on 8/5/19 at 9:31 am to beerJeep
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The Loch Ness monstah. I’ll get rich from all the tree fiddys he gets.
flood the quad and you'd make a killing
Posted on 8/5/19 at 9:35 am to toosleaux
Posted on 8/5/19 at 9:36 am to toosleaux
I better not
Posted on 8/5/19 at 9:36 am to toosleaux
Honey badger
Posted on 8/5/19 at 9:39 am to toosleaux
No question: Golden Eagle. Imagine that thing just following you around from 100 feet up, ready to defend. Hunting and self defense covered.
Posted on 8/5/19 at 9:41 am to toosleaux
Bears
Posted on 8/5/19 at 9:41 am to stapuffmarshy
Posted on 8/5/19 at 9:42 am to toosleaux
A tiger, but I ain't Iron Mike.
Posted on 8/5/19 at 9:44 am to toosleaux
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And it would obey your commands and be totally obedient, within the limits of its intelligence. It would not try to escape whatever the boundaries of your property are. It would be a docile companion, like an expertly trained dog.
The female human.
Posted on 8/5/19 at 9:44 am to gjackx
Kodiak Brown bear.
Posted on 8/5/19 at 9:48 am to toosleaux
Tiger
Posted on 8/5/19 at 9:51 am to toosleaux
Posted on 8/5/19 at 9:53 am to toosleaux
A sunbear. Figure it'd be like having a very large dog who can also bring me fresh salmon
Posted on 8/5/19 at 9:54 am to toosleaux
Grizzly Bear.
frickers are massive and I can ride on it into battle
frickers are massive and I can ride on it into battle
This post was edited on 8/5/19 at 9:56 am
Posted on 8/5/19 at 9:55 am to toosleaux
I don't live far from where I work (I walk), but I would love to ride an elephant to work.
Posted on 8/5/19 at 10:00 am to toosleaux
A giraffe would be pretty sweet
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