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re: If You Could Admit One Thing To Your Parents

Posted on 12/27/15 at 7:18 pm to
Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
10212 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 7:18 pm to
quote:


So you raped your mom? Sick frick.


I was told this would be a judgement-free zone.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85560 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 7:22 pm to
I'd admit that I love them
Posted by dafif5
Member since Nov 2012
629 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 7:41 pm to
Mom, all of the tissues beside my bed were from my runny cawk, not my runny nose.



In retrospect, I'm pretty sure she already knows.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 8:05 pm to
I never dun nuffin
This post was edited on 12/27/15 at 8:06 pm
Posted by jennBN
Member since Jun 2010
3250 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 8:39 pm to
Never lied to my parents. To this day I tell the truth and give no fricks about their approval.
Posted by BullredsRus
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
754 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 8:39 pm to
I'd tell him the chick he chased off with a shovel in the back yard when they came home early unexpectedly was actually just running out bc we were in the middle of hooking up when they came home. And I'd also tell him that he needs to stop eating so damn fast bc I never got another chance with her. In hindsight I probably should have came forward when he grabbed the shovel but I was a teenager and froze up. Glad she got away.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35973 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 9:29 pm to
You have no idea the amount of times I drove my car absolutely shite faced. Or how much pot I smoked. Like a lot.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
41910 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 9:44 pm to
quote:

I'd tell him the chick he chased off with a shovel in the back yard when they came home early unexpectedly was actually just running out bc we were in the middle of hooking up when they came home. And I'd also tell him that he needs to stop eating so damn fast bc I never got another chance with her. In hindsight I probably should have came forward when he grabbed the shovel but I was a teenager and froze up. Glad she got away.



Your dad chased off a girl with a shovel?


Your dad mad you aren't gay?
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151585 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 9:48 pm to
What kind of grown arse man takes a shovel after a teen female?

Your family suffer from mental problems?
This post was edited on 12/27/15 at 9:49 pm
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
7510 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

smoked weed pretty regularly.
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6439 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 10:13 pm to
I jacked off to my dads playboy collection.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22670 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 10:16 pm to
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can't remember if I ever told my dad I found his porn tapes when I was 13, but he hid them in my closet, so I figured he knew.



That's brilliant
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61594 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 10:20 pm to
I wasn't doing anything they hadn't...
Posted by malvin
Member since Apr 2013
4628 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 10:23 pm to
All the stories have pretty much come out over the last 12 years anyway. I can't think of anything they haven't heard yet. My dad always laughs and my mom just shakes her head
Posted by TexasTiger1185
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2011
13169 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 10:24 pm to
My parents caught me doing just about everything; so aside from letting them know I did harder drugs than they know, which they probably suspect, I'm fine.
Posted by Clutch Cargo
Over the top
Member since Dec 2011
1388 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 10:26 pm to
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Sorry, mom. That was me inside you when you passed out at the NYE party back in '08


Louisiana gonna Louisiana
Posted by TIGER2
Mandeville.La
Member since Jan 2006
10511 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 10:32 pm to
quote:

can't remember if I ever told my dad I found his porn tapes when I was 13, but he hid them in my closet, so I figured he knew.

Your dad was hiding them from your mom, not you!
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33959 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 11:00 pm to
I'm 56 and my dad is 84. I've never told him that is was me that broke his fishing rod the summer after my freshman year in high school, not the movers.

He bought it in Hawaii when he was in the Army during the Korean War. It was some kind of really light wood. It broke down into two pieces and he had e kept it in a cylindrical storage bag with a shoulder strap. I borrowed it, sat on it after cranking the motor on my boat and stuck it back in the bag. We moved before that summer was over. To this day he thinks the movers broke it.

Thanks for the opportunity to kind of get this off my chest. Still not going to tell him about it. He had told me not to come home if anything happened to it.

Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 11:03 pm to
Everything I admitted to my mother, she already knew.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21532 posts
Posted on 12/27/15 at 11:38 pm to
About that rifle scope reticle that somehow broke. I was fricking around with it and unscrewed the lens and then touched the reticle, just a little but, just out of curiosity. Turns out they are not very sturdy.
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