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re: If you are a swinger, what is the point of getting married?
Posted on 8/15/25 at 5:57 am to Traveler
Posted on 8/15/25 at 5:57 am to Traveler
quote:this. swingers just don’t want to hook up as much as they can , they want quality over quantity . A fit husband and fit wife want a night with another fit couple not a whale . Was on a trip talking to one. Dude said that a couple on his trip was having a difficult time finding another couple . Why? Husband was fit . Wife was a whale.
A guy I knew said he and his wife wanted to get into the swinging life and the group they contacted told him his wife was too fat and ugly and the other couples probably wouldn't want to hook up with her. We all thought he was joking about the whole thing till we saw his wife
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Posted on 8/15/25 at 6:09 am to evil cockroach
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swingers just don’t want to hook up as much as they can , they want quality over quantity
Women run the entire thing and they're just as sick of the landwhales as men.
Posted on 8/15/25 at 7:59 am to RoosterCogburn585
tax benefits , if one dies getting the others social security
Posted on 8/15/25 at 8:03 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Because I like watching my wife get her pussy eaten and titties sucked by a few other girls at the same time
Not all swinging involves another guy in the room. My wife loves to be intimate with other women so I obviously get to benefit from that.
33 down votes? There are so many queers in here.
This post was edited on 8/15/25 at 8:05 am
Posted on 8/15/25 at 9:08 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Are these mostly single women, or are their husbands watching as well?
Posted on 8/15/25 at 9:30 am to RogerTheShrubber
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Thats why you have a swing partner. An unattached female "friend" who you take to the parties.
That's why you go pick up a hooker and take her to the party. You get to rail some dude's wife while he gets the clap from a common streetwalker.
Posted on 8/15/25 at 9:31 am to Tantal
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That's why you go pick up a hooker and take her to the party
Posted on 8/15/25 at 9:40 am to UpToPar
No other dudes
Posted on 8/15/25 at 9:43 am to bad93ex
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Women run the entire thing
From my experience, this is true.
Posted on 8/15/25 at 9:54 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Because I like watching my wife get her pussy eaten and titties sucked by a few other girls at the same time
Not all swinging involves another guy in the room. My wife loves to be intimate with other women
so I obviously get to benefit from that.
What benefit? Being a weak, deviant, freak that flogs his hog in the corner?
You guys can continue to try and normalize this weird shite, but it'll never be normal. You're a freak, your wife is a hoebag freak, and it's deviant.
Posted on 8/15/25 at 11:10 am to Oates Mustache
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What benefit? Being a weak, deviant, freak that flogs his hog in the corner?
You guys can continue to try and normalize this weird shite, but it'll never be normal. You're a freak, your wife is a hoebag freak, and it's deviant.
What consenting adults do in their bedrooms is their business.
The women in charge are usually on the prowl for "unicorns" and not "horny dudes."
Posted on 8/15/25 at 11:14 am to Tantal
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That's why you go pick up a hooker and take her to the party. You get to rail some dude's wife while he gets the clap from a common streetwalker.
Again...from what I hear, this is not how that works. You can't just "show up" to a party or a club without verifying who you are and who your wife is.
Posted on 8/15/25 at 11:16 am to RoosterCogburn585
Id assume people into that lifestyle could still want a wife/husband, kids and a house, working to a common goal and to play that family life but get their jollies with multiple partners.
Posted on 8/15/25 at 11:41 am to Sunnyvale
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I usually get "friend zoned" pretty quickly
Posted on 8/15/25 at 12:16 pm to reggierayreb
I think Yellowfin here says it best… swinging sounds great until some guy is banging your wife.
Posted on 8/15/25 at 12:30 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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from experience.
What is correlation of drug and alcohol use and swinging?
Presume quite high. Pun intended.
Posted on 8/15/25 at 12:34 pm to chryso
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I doubt you can go to a swinger party alone.
Swinger party- no, but you can be a “bull” for a “hot wife” or cuck.
I heard someone mention women wearing ankle bracelets signifies them being a “hot wife,” and one night I went down that rabbit hole on Reddit
Posted on 8/15/25 at 12:36 pm to Sunnyvale
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I usually get "friend zoned" pretty quickly so this will be my new angle. Then I get to comfort her, when she is down emotionally and after the physical discomfort because of the effects of the train getting ran on her. Then after years of getting ragged out, her body has been slowly breaking down, putting on 5 pounds of weight /year, after 100s of partners and heavy heavy financial debt. We can finally be "more" than friends.
Bookmarked.
Posted on 8/15/25 at 12:41 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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My wife loves to be intimate with other women so I obviously get to benefit from that.
None of my business but will ask.
When yall looked into one another’s eyes at the wedding alter to pronounce your vows to one another, how many in her bridal party had already wango tango’ed with her?
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