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If the drones are aliens, why would they choose New Jersey to spy on and study?

Posted on 12/14/24 at 10:13 am
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 10:13 am
Does New Jersey check a lot of boxes for variety and intrigue that Aliens find interesting?
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18033 posts
Posted on 12/14/24 at 10:15 am to
They’re looking for Snooki and some GTL
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 10:17 am to
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If the drones are aliens

Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 10:17 am to
Posted by Macintosh
Lane State University
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56556 posts
Posted on 12/14/24 at 10:18 am to
Big Sopranos fans
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 10:19 am to
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They’re looking for Snooki and some GTL



They want to smoosh smoosh



Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 10:19 am to
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
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60918 posts
Posted on 12/14/24 at 10:21 am to
These are government sponsored spy-tech drones sent out in mass surveillance formations for three reasons:

1. Condition us for our “protection”
2. Test responses and logistics
3. Allow for hysteria so the government “step in” and officially enact step 1
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 10:21 am to
They’re starting with the lowest life forms and working their way up.
Posted by White Bear
probably
Member since Jul 2014
17624 posts
Posted on 12/14/24 at 10:21 am to
Chillax. This drone craze is clearly put on by US gov heroes of some fashion.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 10:22 am to
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They’re starting with the lowest life forms and working their way up.



Yea that seems like the most logical explanation
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 10:31 am to
Wouldn't you want to study pauley walnuts if you had the chance?
Posted by HogPharmer
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 10:43 am to
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 10:46 am to
I mean, who doesn’t like trashy Jersey Shore and fist pumps?
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 10:46 am to
Because

Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 11:00 am to
quote:

If the drones are aliens, why would they choose New Jersey to spy on and study?
hair gel is blood to them
Posted by Tiger in the Sticks
Back in the Boot
Member since Jan 2007
1836 posts
Posted on 12/14/24 at 11:07 am to
Proximity to NYC with less light interference?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75124 posts
Posted on 12/14/24 at 11:09 am to
All I know is that if you take away all the obvious bullshite and accounts looking to make money off of the hysteria, you're left with around 5% of the actual "evidence", and it isn't nearly as interesting.
Posted by captron
Occupied Sillycon Valley
Member since Jul 2018
587 posts
Posted on 12/14/24 at 11:43 am to
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hair gel is blood to them


They should be buzzing the state capitol in Sacramento. He's not called hair gel for nothing.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22279 posts
Posted on 12/14/24 at 11:44 am to
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