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re: If plants are so intelligent, should we stop eating them?

Posted on 1/18/23 at 10:43 am to
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
6040 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 10:43 am to
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Maybe a potato could be president one day.


...oh wait
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8673 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 10:48 am to
quote:

Maybe a potato could be president one day.




Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20605 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 10:50 am to
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Sure, when they ask me to stop eating them I will.



This actually made me chuckle out loud
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134583 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 10:52 am to
Nope. Even more reason to keep them in check. Given the chance, they will take over
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134583 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 10:53 am to
I say we start eating vegans
Posted by lsu13lsu
Member since Jan 2008
11817 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 10:53 am to
The largest problem with consuming plants is many of the nutrients touted are not actually bioavailable. Meaning your body doesn't absorb them and use them.

It isn't discussed enough.
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
18502 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 11:05 am to
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
33952 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 11:10 am to
Posted by HangmanPage1
Wild West
Member since Aug 2021
2181 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 11:21 am to
Her neck is so long I bet she can take a long meat in her mouth.
Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
4585 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 11:30 am to
Obvious solution. Every one with small children.... Every time you are traveling and pass a field with cows.... Just say "look bugs". .." can you count the bugs". Kids will think they are helping with 1.5 degrees Celsius


Nah... Just tell them "John Kerry-Heinz is a bitsh" every time yall see a cow
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17109 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 12:34 pm to
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they are trying to get us to only eat bugs. frick em.




Are you saying they are stupid enough to think that plants (with no brain) are smarter than a bug?

Who am I kidding, of course they are that stupid.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122106 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 12:57 pm to
What companies sell tofo? I might buy stock in them because this will frick vegans up. Well the ones who don't eat meat bc it requires killing animals. Now they are being told they are killing plants in order to feed themselves.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
15494 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 2:12 pm to
Wait, if we can't eat animals and shouldn't eat plants... what's left to eat?
This post was edited on 1/18/23 at 2:13 pm
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
41206 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 2:15 pm to
When my aloe Vera starts talking we can have this discussion.
Posted by MugMan
Member since Dec 2022
442 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 2:19 pm to
Someone needs to tell this intellectual moron that eating plants is a primary way of spreading their seeds in the wild.

If they are intelligent, they want to be eaten.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30200 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 2:27 pm to
I enjoy the silent screaming of my vegetable medley.
Posted by captron
Occupied Sillycon Valley
Member since Jul 2018
587 posts
Posted on 1/18/23 at 2:30 pm to

Can't do that. That means I couldn't have a baked potato with my 1 inch thick T-bone.
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