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re: if penis enlargement was as routine as breast enlargement

Posted on 2/20/25 at 2:36 pm to
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74245 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 2:36 pm to
Seems like a lot of risk for an inch or an inch and a half.
As long as your ol lady doesn't have a stupid BBL you should be fine.
But i do see the giant asses sometimes and wonder how it even works when the arse is that big.
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
3255 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 2:39 pm to
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A penis serves a function for life while breasts largely do nothing once they are no longer used for breastfeeding.

Even if I agreed with you (I’m a straight male so I just can’t), stuffing material into your penis to make it bigger does not increase functionality unless a guy has a microphallus, so this point would be moot.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 2:45 pm to
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while breasts largely do nothing once they are no longer used for breastfeeding.


Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50745 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 2:51 pm to
I'd wear tight sweatpants proudly. Women flaunt their giant tits after surgery so why can't I if I did it?

Not that I need or want to and not that my wife would want that.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64356 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

Even if I agreed with you (I’m a straight male so I just can’t), stuffing material into your penis to make it bigger does not increase functionality unless a guy has a microphallus, so this point would be moot.


Sorry, I should have added that I wouldn't do it to risk causing issues for an important function.

As far as I know these implants do not do anything in terms of helping it function.

Seems way too unnecessary.
Posted by wheelr
Banned
Member since Jul 2012
6022 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 2:53 pm to
I went to Turkey for surgery about a year ago. I've had no complaints lately.

ETA added pic
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122154 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:08 pm to
id have a 17" pecker
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
10360 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:16 pm to
I just wish I could go back and not get a vasectomy. Shooting guts with light beer just isn't the same as Bud heavy.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:18 pm to
Penis(Large) + Vagina(Menopause) = Female (Unhappy)
This post was edited on 2/20/25 at 3:19 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92250 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

Penis(Large) + Vagina(Menopause) = Female (Unhappy)


the 'pause don't last forever baw
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150327 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:24 pm to
Menopause women are gross
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60598 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

while breasts largely do nothing once they are no longer used for breastfeeding.
I will smack you in the face with mine - as soon as I quit stepping on them
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23171 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:27 pm to
Would any man admit the need for the implant?
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39628 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:29 pm to
No need.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39628 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:32 pm to
All these baws up in here telling us they don't know much about women without telling us they don't know much about women.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92250 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:34 pm to
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No need.


was riding on a van to the hotel one night when Viagra first became a thing, one of the flifght attendants was talking about her boyfriend getting some and how great it was and went on and on, she said you guys should try it, of course being the muy macho dudes that we were replied "we don't need no stinkin' Viagra," she replied you don't need to be running around all night tonight drinking beer and chasing women either, but you're going to do it"

ETA:All these baws up in here telling us they don't know much about women without telling us they don't know much about women.


fact!
This post was edited on 2/20/25 at 3:36 pm
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39628 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:41 pm to
I actually have a funny story about a ruler and seamstress that I'll tell you in person.

If you don't laugh your arse off, I'll buy the drinks...
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92250 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

If you don't laugh your arse off, I'll buy the drinks...


you're on!
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56700 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 4:08 pm to
When they used to have Smiling Bob on the Extenze commercials, I remember my pop saying, “if that shite actually worked, men would be walking around with wheelbarrows.”
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
11152 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 4:17 pm to
I love my giant penis until I take a shite and it dips in the water.
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