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If Jesus Christ was alive today, would he own a gun?
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:11 pm
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:11 pm
What say you?
Edit: Thank you kind sirs for the punctuation catch.
Also, first response poster needs to get out more.
Edit: Thank you kind sirs for the punctuation catch.
Also, first response poster needs to get out more.
This post was edited on 5/24/22 at 8:22 pm
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Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:12 pm to everytrueson
I say you’ve posted perhaps the most stupid thread of the day.
And that’s saying something.
The next time you have an idea for a thread… don’t.
And that’s saying something.
The next time you have an idea for a thread… don’t.
This post was edited on 5/24/22 at 8:13 pm
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:12 pm to everytrueson
Probably not, but all his boys at the table would.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:12 pm to everytrueson
No, his weapon of choice was a whip of cord
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:12 pm to Darth_Vader
What’s dumb about it?
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:13 pm to kengel2
quote:
Probably not, but all his boys at the table would.
THIS....He's the Creator of the universe and doesn't need one.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:13 pm to everytrueson
Pretty sure he's quoted in the Bible as saying all Americans have a right to bear arms.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:13 pm to everytrueson
No I don't think so. But he was God. I'm not God so it's a little different.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:13 pm to everytrueson
His first miracle was turning water into wine, so you know he likes to party. He’d probably have a pistol
This post was edited on 5/24/22 at 8:16 pm
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:13 pm to everytrueson
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:13 pm to everytrueson
A man that is devine and can walk on water does not need a man made weapon. He's a lot more powerful.
This post was edited on 5/24/22 at 8:15 pm
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:13 pm to mattz1122
Personally I think he would. But I agree on the cord comment.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:14 pm to Ingeniero
Did he own a sword back then?
Sometimes it's best just to take you hands off the keyboard and not click Submit.
Sometimes it's best just to take you hands off the keyboard and not click Submit.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:14 pm to everytrueson
quote:
What’s dumb about it?
I thought you were a dumbass for posting the thread. The fact you don’t realize the question is stupid only proves you’re an even bigger dumbass than I first thought.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:14 pm to everytrueson
i’ll wait til Oweo’s gives us his 4 paragraph well thought out response, before i give mine.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:15 pm to HoboDickCheese
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:15 pm to everytrueson
If he did, where would he carry it? Couldn’t do the waistband. Ankle holster is a no go. Open carry I guess, although a belt holster wouldn’t look right.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:15 pm to Darth_Vader
When you say an even bigger dumbass- are you calling me fat or just a different depth of dumbass?
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:16 pm to everytrueson
Why we he can shoot lasers from his eyes and lightning from his hands?
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:16 pm to everytrueson
Well since his mission included submitting to being murdered, I'm guessing not. Unless you mean the resurrected immortal version, then I'm still guessing not.
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