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re: If Jesus Christ was alive today, would he own a gun?
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:16 pm to everytrueson
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:16 pm to everytrueson
There’s nothing like a tragedy to bring out people more stupid than Oweo.
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Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:16 pm to everytrueson
I’m pretty sure Jesus Christ wouldn’t need a gun and probably just snap his fingers like Thanos to take you out. He probably did that in some lost Scriptures somewhere.
This post was edited on 5/24/22 at 8:18 pm
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:16 pm to Big Jim Slade
Probably. The disciples or at least some of them carried swords. Peter cut off a guy’s ear when they came to arrest Jesus. He carried and knew how to use it.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:16 pm to everytrueson
Well, Jesus left Chicago, and he's bound for New Orleans. You know he's packing.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:17 pm to everytrueson
If he can turn water into wine he should be able to move a bullet's direction.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:17 pm to everytrueson
quote:He’d say: “Daddammit, you’re illiterate!”
If Jesus Christ was alive today. Would he own a gun?
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:18 pm to everytrueson
if Obama had a son would he own a gun?
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:18 pm to The Drizz
Matthew 21:18-22:14
Jesus just smites the fig tree bc he was hangry
Jesus doesn’t need a gun
Jesus just smites the fig tree bc he was hangry
Jesus doesn’t need a gun
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:18 pm to everytrueson
Well he could resurrect himself so probably not.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:18 pm to soccerfüt
Ah crap. Ya got me on that one.
Better than calling me fat like that other guy though. So thank you for that.
Better than calling me fat like that other guy though. So thank you for that.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:19 pm to everytrueson
He would find the finest Osage tree in the land and go and bless it and thank God for it. Then he would chop it down. After seasoning for 350 days and 40 nights he would carve a beautiful recurve bow out of it.
This post was edited on 5/24/22 at 8:19 pm
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:20 pm to Abstract Queso Dip
Mega points for creativity.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:22 pm to everytrueson
Jesus totes a M14. I seen it.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:22 pm to everytrueson
quote:keep doubling down baw
When you say an even bigger dumbass- are you calling me fat or just a different depth of dumbass?
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:24 pm to Kafka
Is this a reference to double chins?
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:24 pm to everytrueson
Jesus would make guns out of water
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:24 pm to everytrueson
quote:
If Jesus Christ was alive today, would he own a gun?
Tough to say…
… but Joseph absolutely has a small arsenal at minimum
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:24 pm to everytrueson
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This post was edited on 5/25/22 at 4:35 am
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:25 pm to everytrueson
Jesus doesn’t need a gun, but he did let his second in command Peter carry a sword.
This post was edited on 5/24/22 at 8:25 pm
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:29 pm to everytrueson
Luke 22
quote:
35 And He said to them, “When I sent you without money bag, knapsack, and sandals, did you lack anything?”
So they said, “Nothing.”
36 Then He said to them, “But now, he who has a money bag, let him take it, and likewise a knapsack; and he who has no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one. 37 For I say to you that this which is written must still be accomplished in Me: ‘And He was numbered with the transgressors.’ For the things concerning Me have an end.”
38 So they said, “Lord, look, here are two swords.”
And He said to them, “It is enough.”
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