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re: If Jesus Christ was alive today, would he own a gun?
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:30 pm to Wolfhound45
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:30 pm to Wolfhound45
That my friend, is some solid research. Thanks for sharing.
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Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:30 pm to everytrueson
quote:Yes
Is this a reference to double chins?
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Is this a reference to the band Yes?
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:32 pm to Kafka
Eh. It was one of those days at work. You were doing a good job of predicting there.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:33 pm to Cajun75
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THIS....He's the Creator of the universe and doesn't need one.
Whoa. I must have missed a couple of sermons back in the day. Jesus is the creator of the universe?
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:34 pm to everytrueson
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What’s dumb about it?
If everyone was on Jesus’s level we wouldn’t need guns.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:34 pm to everytrueson
The government really looked out for him huh.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:35 pm to soccerfüt
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He’d say: “Daddammit, you’re illiterate!”
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:37 pm to Wolfhound45
That SHOULD be the end of this thread but it won’t be. Also, I doubt Jesus would be cool with abortion. He’d also probably throw shade at pedophillia…
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:38 pm to TrapperJohn
What are you talking about?! This is a fantastic thread.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:38 pm to everytrueson
He'd carry a pen gun
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:46 pm to everytrueson
A question was asked and Wolfhound quoted from Jesus himself to answer said question. Using another quote from the person in question: “It is finished “.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:49 pm to everytrueson
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If Jesus Christ was alive today, would he own a gun?
He rose from the dead, which means he is alive today, so check the gun registries and let us know what you find.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:51 pm to everytrueson
Luke 22:36
ESV - 36 He said to them, "But now let the one who has a moneybag take it, and likewise a knapsack. And let the one who has no sword sell his cloak and buy one.
ESV - 36 He said to them, "But now let the one who has a moneybag take it, and likewise a knapsack. And let the one who has no sword sell his cloak and buy one.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:51 pm to everytrueson
Double Post
This post was edited on 5/24/22 at 9:23 pm
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:08 pm to everytrueson
Did He carry a sword? There's your answer for a stupid question.
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:31 pm to everytrueson
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If Jesus Christ was alive today, would he own a gun?
He wanted to die. So no.
Posted on 5/25/22 at 8:14 am to Allthatfades
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Probably. The disciples or at least some of them carried swords. Peter cut off a guy’s ear when they came to arrest Jesus. He carried and knew how to use it.
So, you are saying that he didn't carry a sword, but would carry a gun? Disciples...yes...but Jesus, No.
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